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By Bottun - July 06, 2016

Hear is wairever I had gone yesterdate. Mam and Pappa sed "Let's buy wan new department at 181st Street wairever it is cheeper. This looks lake a cottage." Than we took tha subway and transferred tranes and weighted becawse of trane delays. Pappa sed he kuld never weight date and night four tranes becawse he rides his bike to werk and it takes 15 minutes. However, we had seen a bewitifull Hudson River views with a private door and with wan bench outside tha gardens. It was too small sed mather. Fother will move into any old place all the time. He laves every place and sez: "Let's buy that garbage dump. It is grate." Mem sez: "no." Than we walked to git pizza slices (however i only got three tiny cheez dots and NO krust.) Than we walked to tha beeautifull Fort Tryon perk with a large dag run and menny flours. I dranked a large amount of water which everybady knows is unusual four me. We are having a heet wave thairfour watch yourself!

Wot did Tubbon think of that nu apartment you wander? I had thought: "Wairever are mine frands, mine window perch and mine home?" no, thank you. I am territorial such a s dags are so I prefer MINE home. It is wairever MINE hart is and it is a perfekt tiny size to live with MINE family and wairever I know mine way around and wairever I know all the neighborhood dags and wairever I ken keep an eye fram my perch.