Moonkey's Lafe

i look out accrost the mighty Hudson river and i think: "where am i fram?" i wander and wander. i think "how do fishes feel? what else is in the river? lafe is big. the river is big. the oshun is big." lafe is big.

deer diary, i went to fiona's. i was NOT allowed to eet bunny poops. i lave to eet them. i was not allowed to eet mather's foods. i felt bad. i felt dipresst. i wuld lake to eet everything i lake. mather and fother gave me fresh sardine head's today. they were fried. i spit them out. i will go on strike until i get to eet as i lake. soon i hope to see ninja and amo. they will let me eet as i lake. the end!

yesterday i picked up fother from basebal. i will NOT watch the "loosers". yes, they lost. then we sat on graass. i said hello to nice german ladees and they laved me. mather marched over lake a diktator and said "no he cannot eat. i am sorry. he is a monster." i felt so embarrassed. they had piknick but i just wanted to say hello. my mather embareassed me too much. now i do not "trust her". she does not "trust" me. she said i went to eet they're food. this is a lye. my german gurlfrends are behind me. we are all sad.

grindmather (amo) and unta (ninja) are going to welkoma and white rack to buy houses. ok. that is a gud idea. i will visit. i prefer beech. i prefer "a view" of birds, dags, kats and peeple in the street. i prefer carpet. i lake somewair to hide fram a leesh and harnass. i wuld lake somewair neer annie and neer my back lane walk in cowgirly. that is my "must-haves" list. tha end! p.s. mather looked on map yesterday and saw wair in white rack they will buy. she told amo: "this is gud. in 2 km you ken go to morgan crossing wair they have a bank and london drugs." this morning she read vancouver sun lake this: Police are investigating a targeted shooting Wednesday evening that left a man dead steps away from his vehicle in the parking lot of Surrey’s busy Morgan Crossing mall. that's not gud!

Lafe is better becuse I ate.

pleeze do not bouther me. i have a vairy itchy snout and i am in a bad mood. thank the lard i ken enjoy sunbathe today becawse i am NOT in a gud mood. no, i will NOT blag. i will scratch my snout and get some vitamint d.

everybady laves me. i am "poplair". this meens everybady wants to be lake me and everybady wants to be with me. i kud go to the prom with the homecoming queen. i could wair a leather jakit and be kool. everybady wuld buy me lunch. everybady wuld lake to "play" with me. it is grate to be poplair. too bad when others are not. i will be there frend so they ken be poplair. the end!

sometimes i think aboot what is lafe. everybady looks and laffs and says "he is sooo tired." i'm not. i am a "deep thinker". this means i lake to think of lafe. there is no need to sit tall or stand when you think aboot what does lafe meen. this is why i lie down. i beleeve it is a lavely gift. yes, it is boring. yes, it is crewl. yes, nobady gets all they want. however, everybady ken lave. that is nice. everybady ken either see, hear, smell or touch flours. that is also very wanderfull. fiona says "lafe is one long lesson in humiliation." that is sad. it's not good. thank lard my lafe is a long lesson in how lavely everythang is. some peeple have bad luck. oh well. that's not good.  i have good luck. that is better for me. the end!

yesterday i took mather to fother's fantom baseball game. it was cold. it was embare-assing. i couldn't believe MINE eyes. they lost again. they are a bad teem. i will not "root" for them any longer. maybe i will root for Annie. their is a dag in that show. if that dag plays baseball, maybe i will also play. first i was excited but ckold i can't believe it is home run for OTHER team fother dove and MISSED! i cant beleeve. i feel depressed. it is hopeless teem.

i saw this dag and thought this dag has a grate hairstyle. i wuld lake to try it. who will style me? he has nice puff balls on his ankles, bum and tail. this is creative.

 Everybady must let sleeping dogs lie! it is important that dags sleep. that is why we say "do not disturb them." mather pulled duvet up and disturbed fother and i prefer to sleep lake dags

i booked a flight. i said "mather. i must visit my unt, my omo and mine annie. book it now pleeze." she did. she will come with me. we are going to cowgurly on april 30. at 9:30 pm. pleese buy: beef, pork, chicken, lamb, sardine, egg, pampkin, small down duvet, bed, tshirt, shirt, swetter, hotpatch. mather said my unt ninja will take me wairever. grate! i would lake to go to beech in santa barbara. it was fun. however, i do not lake this dog sticking his nose in my face so pleese help me. alos, i would lake to go many places. i will decide wairever. mather and i will go home on monday morning on may 6. the end.

this is a wanderfull place to rest. it is soft. it is "cushiony". it is wide. it is mather's lap. it feels lake haven. i wuld lake to show my lave to mather and right aboot wot a wanderfull lap she has. therefore, i will say. it is one of the safest, laveliest most camfortable laps in the werld. the end!

pleeze, zoeay, do not block me in the foto. i look lake handsum and good. therefore, i must be fotographed. everybady says, "my lard, he is handsum." i don't know. they know. they lake to look at me. therefore, it is best to take a foto. nobady ken see me all the time. everybady ken see me in the fotos all the time. therefore, it is best. so. i leened over so i ken take my foto. it looks gud. zoah looks gud, too. one day i will tell the story of how zoah is afraid of many dogs. then she barks aggressive. i help her. she is a "bad influence". esterday i was with her. i said hi to a fat, muskulair franch bulldog. he was a puppy. zoah acted so afraid. notme. i said "hi". zoah shrank down and back and afraid lake he was a snake. one day i will tell the story of how afraid she is. the end!

before, i lived in colifronia. MINE house had two debrooms. one bedroom was MINE. the bed was very high. so, ok, i had to jump very high. "i will do it." i thought. and then i did it. i "put my mind to it". i enjoyed MINE bedroom becawse it had balcony and it had sun patch. the bed was soft AND hard. that is a nice combination. the air from the balcony had flours, bees, hummingbirds, tropical leafs and sand. that is a good smell. you might believe, "that is the best house in the world. it is near hikes and grocerys." however, this house had flees. they are bad. all day and night my mather and fother poured powder and vacuumed and poured powder. mine ears hurt from vacuum. mine eyes, nose, and lung felt powdered. i felt itched. i felt allergic. zoey did NOT live there. i missed her. therefore, it was lavely to sleep in the son but not to sleep with the flees and NOT to live far away from MINE gurlfrend. the end!

This is MINE canada t-shirt. i am pertly canadian. my burthday is the same as canada burthday. that's good. i lived part of my lafe in canada. i lived in vancouver, cowbory, toronto and i walked in windsor. my perants are also canadian. therefore, i am "canadian". i feel prowd. we must all feel prowd. we must wair a tshirt, wave a flag and we must repreesent our pride. we show the werld: "i am canadian. i am amurican. i am mexican." it is good. I am "prowd"

I had to do the "laundry".

this young fello is so adorable. i met him in the perk and he is only 9 months old. he reminds me of jaffrey. so cute! he is a little angle.

dear lard, my ears are on fire!!

i enjoy snaggling on the couch very much. it is "delightful"!

I am umpset! pleeze do NOT "look" at me. I made a mistake. Mather says it is best to leave well enough alone. i didn't. i thought "it would be nice in this warm whether to enjoy a trimmed mohawk. this will look grate." mather told me NOT to cut it but i begged and then she cut it. i got engry and said "cut it more! i lake short summer hair." again i said "cut it MORE, pleeze!" she did. now i look lake a fool. i cannot go under the peeple. i must enjoy lafe from my window except for nighttime. however, i MUST go outside for private reesons and everybady can see me in the window. therefore, i must wair a skarf. pleeze do NOT look at me for at least one month. the end!

I sunburned in both parks then I enjoyed a lovely chew on a pattee-oo while Mather and fother enjoyed a turkey burger.It is wanderfull.

today it will give a high temperature to 26 degrees! i am ecsited! i lave to enjoy sunbathing in riverside! i will NOT wair a bathing suite! i will be nakid and nachural lake the lard intends. i will darken my tan patch, darken my frekkle, pant, burn my nose and then crawl under the lawn chair for shade. after that i will do it agin and agin and agin!!!! i lave sunshine. it is important for dags to get they're vitamin dee. everybady talks about it and says go and get it! therefore, i will go and get it! tha end!

Why do I lake to sleep here? I don't know. there is bearly any room for me. How strange I am.

this is sad. i look lake a sick dag. maybe i was. mather says this was when i first came to "live" with my mather and fother. i was tired. i was thin. i had runny eyes. i had kannel cough. still, i was healthy. however, i felt camfy here and was enjoying one nap while fother watch tv. inside i felt very happy and lavely and strong. do not "judge" a book by its cover. we mean, look inside NOT the outside. there are things inside peeple kennot see on the outside.

Deer lard, I do look lake a mess. pleeze do NOT believe i am drank. it looks lake it but i have spring allergys. i lave flours and trees. they are wanderful to pee on. however, they gave me "swollen" eyes and sneeze. it is pollend. i will enjoy the spring irregardless. i will run, jump, play, pee, cetch ball, enjoy mysalf. becawse, it is spring!

Do you guest wairever I am?! Do you guest which leg is the "leg" I rast my he'd on?! GUEST!!!

I think it is best to pee outside. it is "natchral". it feels good. it is best becawse you ken make frends and you can be social. everybady can smellyour pee and learn. "this is buttoon. he is smert. he lakes to eat raw beef, fish, broccoli, carrots, pampkin. today he ate some duck, duck, goose. he is a jung gent. he is kind." also, you can meet many dags and get fresh air. therefore, it is best to pee outside lake a dag. the end!

i felt spring was coming. it went. i was bored in my kold home. no lavely warm air. kold wind. i dont lake it. so i had a knap.

I will ignore lafe and sunbathe.

this is mine car basket. it is inside the suitecase in the frant closet now becawse we are not in colifronia, we are not in las wegas and we do NOT drive all over nowadays. this is when i drived in malibu. when i am in my basket, this is cute. it is adorable to see me look out the window. mather told me. fother said one day he will buy me a new basket called a "booster" seet. it is big, giant foam cushon with  so much room for me to stretch out or be boosted out the window. that is nice. theend.

it was normal. but i did ate shinaysen greens, blueberry and flappenjacken. i saw pepper. i lave him. he is my black frend. my thyroid feels it is elevated. therefore, now i am tried and i will lie down.

dags come in all shape and many sizes. that's better than human who are similar sizes. it is more fun to enjoy variety. "variety is the spice of lafe". it's an expression to show we enjoy variety lake a spice. i enjoy big dags, small dags and all ages. do you recognize wairever i am?

deer diary, i am excited! i have a "new" window on life. i am moving to grate place that has window for MINE height. i tested it when i saw a dag. it is prefect. april fools! i am NOT moving. it is old photo. hahahahahah. the end!