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sundate

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It had been the best of time, it had been the worst of times. I had been picked up in a car by Panky and Tanya. This is a rare thing. I had broughten Nana and Mama and Papa.. I had not felt lake throwing up. I had satten in  Socrates Sculture Garden in Kweens. Then I had gone forn Meksikan. Mama had broughten a harboilt egg forn me in case we were late forn dinner. They had decided: "Forn wan date in his lafe we will give him (me) three skware meels." (Normally I have only gotten brunch and dinner. Yesterdate I ate MINE egg at 2 pm so I wuldnt bother meksikan late brunch nor feel hangry. When I had gotten home I had gotten dinner, too! Wot a date. However, tha trouble started at 5:30 am with a vairy large urgent. Than agin at 9:30 with fresh blood in a tiny urgent. Nobady ken figure out why. I felt hangry agin and have eeten mine brekfest. I am looking forward to dinner. The foto is fram tha socrates perk wairever I had satten with Pankee and not known the delights and hor

wan "i'm on holidates" blag

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This is mine frand Campert whom is on holidates fram everything, too. Had you never not herd I had been an Uber driver wan I was younger? It is troo. Mind lard don't bother doing that job becawse peeple ken be too bossy. Irregardless, I have been asked to come out of summer retirement to cleer up some grate misunderstandings. She had felt she had to eet all the snacks so I wuldn't not feel tortured knowing they were thair. She had felt it is better forn his helth (mine). She hadn't not watched movies. She had only kwikly eeten snacks to save mine wasteline and helth and than come back to be with me whom she laves. Thairfour, we kuld nest together brething as wan as frands. Enjoy yourn summers. Give mine regards to Amo, Plama and Laccu. PS Don't not look at the son directly wan you've gotten wan eclipse.