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Tha hawk and mineself

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Well well well mighty hawk. It wuld seem you have metten yourn match. I ken climb into a tree lake you and boss tha field arownd lake king fram tha castle. Signed, Mightee Bottun

In mine date on Saturdate

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I had seen tree, sun and old man Jasper.The first goldenie is stubborn and playful whom eets his leesh and won't not git up. He is NOT Jasper. However, Old Man Jasper gits pushed in his bed becawse he is 13 and his hips hurt a bit. He enjoys smelling everything in tha perk. Then when he gits to his favorite part he walks around a bit until his eyes and legs say "Mam, put me back in tha dag wagon." Sometimes dags such as mineself git in for a smell and to pay ourn respekts and say hi. Then I walked with mine strong elgs four at leest two hours plus ate som sticks and wood chips. That was sum of mine saturdate.

Kwestshon

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Ken mine frand Bundles come too?

hadn't you not noticed?

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I have gone back to Bottun. It is mine reel name. It had been given to me fram a foster mam. MINE reel mam and papa laked it and sed "He is cute as a Bottun and has gotten shiny Bottun eyes and nose." Then they had added Benjamin so I ken be named in honor of mine grindfother. I ken be prowed but I feel lake tired and confused. I felt sertain I was Diego. Now I don't know. I don't know nothing. I am still thinking about "home".

MINE POME

HOME wan pome by button p. beck Home where MINE thoughts escaping, Home where MINE music's playing, Home where MINE loves lies weighting Silently for me.  

Wot is a "home"?

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Todate while I was on wan afternoon walk in MINE perk (it is Riverside), I had asked MINESELF this kwestion. It is wairever you kennot never go tha bathroom if you are a dag but yes, you ken go in yourn bathroom wan you are hooman. It is wairever nobady ken come into without nocking on yourn door or ringing yourn doorbell. I am thinking more on "wot is a home?".

Wan sad moment

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This is wairever I git off tha lelavator at mine flor and say sayonara to mine gurlfrand Zoey in addition to mine gurlfrand Peri whom is playing with Zoey todate wairever I'd lake to go to Zoey apartment too becawse she has gotten bowls of kibble on tha flor. Sigh.

Can't you not remember?

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MINE brown swetter I had first botten and worn wan I was thin and had an hairy face? You ken git menny memories fram fotos.

lookback wednesdates

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Hadn't you not known? Hadn't you not forgotten? Menny yeers ago I had lived in tha grate AMERICAN city LOS VEGAS. This is wairever I had sonshine everydate, hiked everydate, met tha endagered desert tortoise, met a peg at tha dag run, napped on tha balcony, laid by tha pool and generally lazed about. This is wairever I sed goodby to Jaffrey whom everybady laved and wairever I drove to Las Angeles to visit tha beech and tha framers' markets. Wot a time.

Diego does...

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Tha weekend. If you're not sitting in the son with yourn gurlfrand and mam listening to seegulls squank overhed, chasing Mam around wan bit, eeting salty fries with Pappa beside yourn Hudson river and sleeping in on yourn hotpatch Sundate mourning, than you'ren not doing it right lake Diego. This is Panky strutting her stuff and shaking out her hares.

diego

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Diego is strong and funny. Diego is fun, masculine and a grate sport. Diego has gotten a grate appetite and everybady laves him. Diego ken jump hi, lay low until it is HIS time. Diego ken protect Zoey, his mam and his pappa. Diego has gotten menny peeces in his change jar and ken buy any treets he wonts. Diego has gotten a grate nose four everything wairever he goes. deigo is a: D ag E verybady I s G oing to O bsess about becawse he is kool and tha best dag. whom is a good dag? Diego.

BRAKING NUS

PLEEZ CALLED ME DIEGO. IT SUITS MINE MEXICAN HERITAGE, SOUNDS LAKE DAG AND IS STRONG.

UPDATE

Plees call me DIGBY.

Mine name

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This is braking news. Mam has been calling me "dog" as it captures mine masculine yet playful nature. I have decided fram now on I wuld lake to be called DOG (NOT DAG). Or Kyle.

Wan Lover

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Mam sed that I am a lover NOT wan fighter. Correct. I lave mine bunny.

no, gurls

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all mine deerly ladies, Lucca, don dayle and everybady whom follo mine famus blag: I kennot not blag becawse I have gotten to do the lawndry, walk the mather, sit beside the fother and stair outside MINE windo. pleez keep yourn poison thots to yournself if you have felt lake" I kuld called him lazy for not blagging twenty times all date wanever he is busy." Yourn attitude is deplorable. we need lave not hatrid and meen toward me.