Moonkey's Lafe

Listen to Guru Georgie. Sit. Meditate outdoors. If you ken, sit on fother to get a softer lap and put yourn nose up to smell tha mighty hudson river. Than, slowly threw tha nose, take wan big sip of air and hold onto it while itn moves threw yourn lungs and tissues. Then slowly lake a hissing snake, releese tha bad airs. Than repeet. You will feel grate and relax

Anothered yeer has comed and gone and brighter dates ahed. I wisht forn yourn brithdate you git to loose ten pounds but git a lettle wisit fram wan white ten pounder. I wisht you move to wan nu home wairever I ken smellt tha familyur smells fram now but also we ken laid together in tha son outside baking and broasting lake chikens. I wish you ken have wan laff while sitting on yourn monee bags. I wisht you ken finally git yourn hares to not have frizzled ends. Here is wan pome. wan brithdate pome. TEN POUNDS-a tail of she and he She stept up on tha dark blak skale Hern thots so meen and bleek Down by hern feet she saw it sed she'd lost ten pounds this week! Hurrah hurrah hurrah she sed! I feel so lite and free Until she turned around and saw wan ten pound angel, HE! She picked him up under hisn arms! And kisst his irish luck oh no she sed. she'd gain't some wait but maybee she's wan lucky duck wot is ten pounds of heven worth? isn it a big fat burden? what do you gane 

Wanever I say "Him" and "He" you ken understand it is Sweet Georgie Pie. Wairever I say "Hern" orn "She" it is the brithdate gurl. WAN IRLY SUMMER FANTASY HIM Softly lake wan feathern with toe nales He clip clip clips acrosst tha floor. Brane with menny thots and dreems Belly filled with meets and more. Hevy lake wan led ballooon He drops to himself to tha soft grownd Bladder filled with tastee froots Swollend foot pads move no sownd HERN Hevily she moves hern bulk To shift hern ask in tha chare Brane filled with thots of skedchewls and oil Belly tight with gas and air Litely lake wan fit lite sprite She strides down streets in marda loop Mussels filled with pumping blood She dodges piles of bunny poop HIM/HERN Together they had planned wan visit Deciding they wuld skip tha greeting In hisn excitement he ranned on over To express "I'm happy to have wan meeting!"

why do you wok aweigh jimneen so far ascrosst tha beech why rant so far fram him jimneen wairever he kenn't reech why do you leeve tha room jimneen and tightlee closed tha door why dint you take him with jimneen and give him pupkorn sum moor why jimneen kennot you not sit down with wan big lap filled wan bowl with foods forn him than together git wan nap? THA END!