Moonkey's Lafe

This is Santa Monica. That is Toni. She was my pritty date.

I had had to walk over hills when I snucked to tha Oscars. Mine lard how hot. I Ken not show you tha Vanity Fair after party photos. However you ken believe i had partied.

Pleez ken you forgive me four being out of touch. I had flown to LA with a grate delay and met mine mather at the airport. Wot a surprise. She had not punished me or abandoned me. OK. I had hiked todate. ANd, I hate snucked off to attend tha OSCARS! Had you seen me on TV? You must look close becawse I am lettle. Here is a screen grab. Always remember that wan Bottun says "I am going to do this" it meens business. I am going to do it. PS I had changed MINE mind becawse the stylist sed "Wair the bow tie and tha hat." Had I been made a fool or is it grate? I think we ken tell.

fother drewed MINE sad face. MINE nose has become lake a pig snout.

Wairever is MINE mam? She had left with a sweetcase in tha rein on Tuesdate. I had felt she'll be back and so I ate some egg yoke fram fother. Then she didn't. Then she didn't. It has been 52 hours. WAIR IS SHE? PS Mather, pleez ken you come back. I won't never beg four foods or hog tha sofa. Lave, your good boy, grate lettle man, forever Batton

I have so menny grate angles. I am vairy blessed. Let us explore. this shows grate nostrils and a grate curved tale we ken observe strong furs on mine ridge and lavely petal pink eers wot a gentile face and anteeter shape that pleeses all such interesting goldie patches and fine posture (that i have gotten) Tha power of mine tale, black pas that never show dirt & cold cut shaped eer

If you ken open your hart, you will see that eech date is a gift. You ken breethe, walk or roll, smell and see, touch, feel, and get pets. That is wan gift. Some kennot have nothing becawse they are ded. Do not worry about your problems becawse they will go away. Breethe and enjoy Lafe. Lave, Guru Button

Todate I wisht I kuld go to a BBQ and eet hot dags and burgers. I lave to eet both.

Todate mam sed "I'm going to give him wan coconut both." She had red it is grate for mine skin and nales. First, I had the dreded regular shampoo both. It was tarrible. then after MINE shampoo, she had pulled out organic extra virgin coconut oil that had been melting and softening on tha radiator. "Come here, Lamb." she demanded. I felt dred and trapped in tha bothtub. Then she slathered me grately allover with coconut oil. Wot a treet. I licked mine forelegs. I tasted coconut. Hevenly. Then she shampooed me agin. Hell. Then she conditioned, towel dried, towel dried, towel dried agin plus some blown dried. Then heetpatch. Then they laffed and laffed becawse I smelt lake fresh coconut and felt lake soft and greezy still. Mam keeps trying to polish me with a soft cloth but the coconut stays on mine furs and skins. I smell vairy nice. After I had been dried, she sed "He looks lake shredded coconut with a bit of toasting. We shall knickkname him "coconut&q

Pleez ken you let a man sleep? It is kold and I am tried. Mens lake to sleep on days off. Ask mine fother.

You ken heer me groan lake a giant alligator.

It is going to be vairy kold but I have gotten wan new scarf. Grate. I am breking it in. I am going to go to MEN"S FASHON WEEK in mine nu skarf.

I am sorry I bragged about going to tha Oskars after MINE mather had lied. Pleese don't not tell Laccu becawse I feel so embarrassed. I am dipressed. It is kold. I don't care about lafe. I am going to sleep by tha radiator and forget that I was lied to.

my, my, my. todate mather had given me sum disappointment. she had seen mine blag and had sed: "No, Buttun, we are NOT going to the Oscar ceremonies and partays, we are going to watch it on TV. Thairfour, you ken not bother with wan tucks." My, my, my. How she had built up MINE trip and tha Oskars and how had she grately let me down. I had communicated to all dags in the perk and dag run that i am going. I feel "embarrassed" and maybe I will run off and sneek in. That is a grate part of being lettle. You ken sneek in. MINE eyes are saying "my, my, my."

I wuld lake to be prepared for an Oscar party in El Lay. I lake some of these: traditional and modest thick tie or formal bough tie?

thair had bin snew. now it is gone except four "patches" hot patch mixed with MINE duvet Fother and MINEself enjoying hot laundries snew