I ken tell you MINE new secret name

Todate mam sed "I'm going to give him wan coconut both." She had red it is grate for mine skin and nales. First, I had the dreded regular shampoo both. It was tarrible. then after MINE shampoo, she had pulled out organic extra virgin coconut oil that had been melting and softening on tha radiator. "Come here, Lamb." she demanded. I felt dred and trapped in tha bothtub. Then she slathered me grately allover with coconut oil. Wot a treet. I licked mine forelegs. I tasted coconut. Hevenly. Then she shampooed me agin. Hell. Then she conditioned, towel dried, towel dried, towel dried agin plus some blown dried. Then heetpatch. Then they laffed and laffed becawse I smelt lake fresh coconut and felt lake soft and greezy still. Mam keeps trying to polish me with a soft cloth but the coconut stays on mine furs and skins. I smell vairy nice. After I had been dried, she sed "He looks lake shredded coconut with a bit of toasting. We shall knickkname him "coconut". So now this is my secret name for now. Coconut Marie-Jean Peck.