lafe is a wanderfull "gift"

sometimes i think aboot what is lafe. everybady looks and laffs and says "he is sooo tired." i'm not. i am a "deep thinker". this means i lake to think of lafe. there is no need to sit tall or stand when you think aboot what does lafe meen. this is why i lie down. i beleeve it is a lavely gift. yes, it is boring. yes, it is crewl. yes, nobady gets all they want. however, everybady ken lave. that is nice. everybady ken either see, hear, smell or touch flours. that is also very wanderfull. fiona says "lafe is one long lesson in humiliation." that is sad. it's not good. thank lard my lafe is a long lesson in how lavely everythang is. some peeple have bad luck. oh well. that's not good.  i have good luck. that is better for me. the end!