german gurls lave me

yesterday i picked up fother from basebal. i will NOT watch the "loosers". yes, they lost. then we sat on graass. i said hello to nice german ladees and they laved me. mather marched over lake a diktator and said "no he cannot eat. i am sorry. he is a monster." i felt so embarrassed. they had piknick but i just wanted to say hello. my mather embareassed me too much. now i do not "trust her". she does not "trust" me. she said i went to eet they're food. this is a lye. my german gurlfrends are behind me. we are all sad.