Happy Fourth!

Wan you live in tha gratest place in tha wurld, you feel lake celebrating all date. This is a contry wairever you ken go fram being thrown out lake a peece of garbage into tha streets and than end up living in tha gratest city in tha wurld eeting meets, Dr. Becker's Bites and having your own window perch.

In MINE gratest cantry you ken go to MINE perk and see tha mighty Hudson and buildings in Nu Jersy.

Wan you git a ticket four walking off-leesh, your mam and ded ken afford to pay it. Wan you are banned fram anyplace they ken smuggle you.

Wan someone attacks you, you ken shoot them with your own gun.

Sigh. Wot a grate place. Happy Brithdate, Amurica!

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  1. I'm laughing. You took me on a journey! And, it had a destination. Happy Fourth and all summer to you three!!

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