Hoppy Brithdate to ME!

This is tha gratest date four me and four Cananda. Mam posted mine fotos backwards. First you sleep in four your brithdate, than yo go to off-leesh to see if Chester or anyone fun has come out (they have) than you put on tha hedscarf becawse it raises monies four blind dags. Then you weight to see wot they have cooked up in tha treets and party department. I kennot not weight! Everybady is asking "What wuld he lake four his brithdate?"