Moonkey's Lafe

This is wairever I had weighted to meet papa. Mem kept saying: You are looking the wrong weight." I kennot not understand wot she is trying to tell me. Tha grate news: Papa finally rode up on his bike and took me for bratwursts.

Thank goodness it had finally arrived! Kennot you not passt me wan bite, pleez?

Todate we lerned MINE baby brather whom is called Jus is surviving. He has gotten to git rid of mites. I had had to git rid of fleez befour. No thank you. Mather still vacuums every date and washes mine bedding all the time becawse she has gotten PTSD fram MINE fleez. Todate mather put me in tha bike basket. She sed: "Bike" so I ken know we are going downstares to git into the bike. Than we rode all threw mine perk (it is Riverside). I kuld smell all the dags and birds and grass and Hudson river and other dags kuld smell and wander "wairever is Bottun? I ken smell he is here but I kennot seen him." It is a grate trick to drift past high up on a bike. Than we met fother on a bench wairever you ken smell meets. This is called tha Meetpacking. You ken go to the museum, pack meets, go to the High Lined Perk unless you are a "pet" then NO PETS ALLOWED. They dranked a speshul expensive kokonut iced kofi and I got wan ice cubed. Than we went to a beer garte...

Mam sed she and me (we) should diet. She sed "It looks lake to me we have gotten fat." I felt lake excited and prowed. Ken you imagine wot a grate lafe I have wan I ken eet so menny foods that peeple look at me and say "That dag has gotten fat. He ken eet menny foods all date." That is how you know "lafe is good. I have winned tha jackpot." Mam sed "No. You have gotten to stay fit and in shape so that you ken move fast and eesy wan you are old." No, thank you, Mam, let's git a stroller insted."

Hear is wot I here all the times: "wairever is Bottun? why kennot he blag agin." Pleez kennot you not understand that I am in wan heet wave. I am locked out fram the dag wok run becawse tha tree felled and I am vairy hot. Alls I ken do is stair at fore walls, go on an irly morning perk walk to Riverside, visit MINE frands, eet frozen gogurt dag eis creme, play with MINE nu stuffed skweeky owl, git pets and sleep. Wotever ken I blag aboot in this heet and boredom? Nathing. Lave, Bottun whom is on holidates or strike.

Uh oh. Thair is wan felled tree in MINE dag run fram the storm on Thirsdate. Mam sez pore tree. I say pore me. I kennot pee all over until they move that tree. I wuld lave to go in and pee all over that tree. However, you kennot even sit on tha bench becawse tha tree is covering it. I ken tell you, thair is nothing lake a fallen branch to pee on. It is lucky wan you find wan and truly havenly to git tha chance to pee on it.

His name is Jus. He is named after mine pappa Justin. He is a fledgling blu jay whom kennot fly. He ken hop on our busy sidewalk below our tree. His mam had pushed him out and sed: "Fly." He kennot. Wan you have been a fledgling you must hop on tha grownd and wait while mam brings foods and waters. Mammy and papa had asked tha construction werkers to bring tha ladder and put him in his nest agin. Agin he jumped out fram high up. Agin they putted him back. Than we went for lunch and wan we had come back, agin he had jumped down. His mam didn't feeds him becawse she felt afrayed of too menny dags and peeple on the sidewok. Pappa rode his bike to: Wild Bird Fund. They had sed that if he kennot be safe, than he ken come live at thair place. Thairfour Papa packed him up in a holy cardbord box and took him thair. All tha peeples on the street helped gard him fram dags and peeples so they kennot step on him. Todate mam went in to WILD BIRD FUND to say: "how is he?...

He had been called Fur-lynn. However, we had just sed "RED". He had been King of tha Rodeo and had wom menny trofies. He had tot me how to go to tha STAMPEDE and how to boss around farmed animals. That had been a grate time four me. Thanks to the Rodeo Clown of Yourn Hart, RED.

It is that time wairever we ken go to Stampede! This foto is wan I had gone to Stampede on a "unusually" kold date. Thairfour I had worn mine swetter wan I went cowboy hat shopping. I had wrangled wan bull and some calfs at stampede. I had roped a calf. I had eeten donut holes and I had eeten corn cobs and I had gone to five free pancake brekfasts in wan date. I ken remember it lake it was yesterdate. It gives a feeling of pride and a feeling of stomach bloat fram eeting pancakes.

This is wairever I dosum of MINE best thinking about lafe—wedged in some hot, fresh laundry piles. It had led me to wan pome. MINE HART Mine hart ken beet lake a jackhammer Wan she throws me in tha bathtub And wrestles me down Four a tarrbile both Mine hart ken beet lake a drum Wan I feel Mine beeautiful Zoey is in tha lobby Ready four a walk or playtime Mine hart ken beet lake a slow poke Wan mine eyes glaze over As papa s l o w l y pets and massages Me as I s  l  o  w  l  y fall  to sleeee... zzzzzzzzz

Here you ken see me gitting tha royal treetment. This is wairever I git to lick tha fine china befour it goes into tha dishwasher and this is wairever fother grates an extra bit of grano pandano while I'm at it.

Lake A Clowed By Tubbon B. Peck Lake a clowed I appear Giving shade to yourn vairy hot date Lake a clowed I sit and weight Adding interest to yourn boring blu skies Lake a clowed I float past you Whisper soft and fluffy NOT lake a clowed I am sitting in yourn hart giving lave and goodness ALWAYS Tha End!

Hear is wairever I had gone yesterdate. Mam and Pappa sed "Let's buy wan new department at 181st Street wairever it is cheeper. This looks lake a cottage." Than we took tha subway and transferred tranes and weighted becawse of trane delays. Pappa sed he kuld never weight date and night four tranes becawse he rides his bike to werk and it takes 15 minutes. However, we had seen a bewitifull Hudson River views with a private door and with wan bench outside tha gardens. It was too small sed mather. Fother will move into any old place all the time. He laves every place and sez: "Let's buy that garbage dump. It is grate." Mem sez: "no." Than we walked to git pizza slices (however i only got three tiny cheez dots and NO krust.) Than we walked to tha beeautifull Fort Tryon perk with a large dag run and menny flours. I dranked a large amount of water which everybady knows is unusual four me. We are having a heet wave thairfour watch yourself! Wot did Tub...

Wan you live in tha gratest place in tha wurld, you feel lake celebrating all date. This is a contry wairever you ken go fram being thrown out lake a peece of garbage into tha streets and than end up living in tha gratest city in tha wurld eeting meets, Dr. Becker's Bites and having your own window perch. In MINE gratest cantry you ken go to MINE perk and see tha mighty Hudson and buildings in Nu Jersy. Wan you git a ticket four walking off-leesh, your mam and ded ken afford to pay it. Wan you are banned fram anyplace they ken smuggle you. Wan someone attacks you, you ken shoot them with your own gun. Sigh. Wot a grate place. Happy Brithdate, Amurica!

This is tha gratest date four me and four Cananda. Mam posted mine fotos backwards. First you sleep in four your brithdate, than yo go to off-leesh to see if Chester or anyone fun has come out (they have) than you put on tha hedscarf becawse it raises monies four blind dags. Then you weight to see wot they have cooked up in tha treets and party department. I kennot not weight! Everybady is asking "What wuld he lake four his brithdate?"