new rules

She had putten in some new rules. They are tarrible.

Fram now on, Papa isn't not allowed to eet bristles fram tha bbq brush. At our Mamorial Date BBQ he ated wan in his burger becawe Brad didn't not cleen it off. Than he went to emergency wairever they put wan camra in his nose and then plucked out a bristle.

I am not allowed to eet: NOTHING. No more street foods, no more mam food, no more papa foods...nothing. She has sed: "He keeps throwing up tha blooberries, tha cheese, tha lettle treets we have given him, thairfour NO MORE."

It is troo I have throwed up more but I wuld lake another chance. This kuld be the most tarrible worst summer of MINE lafe.

Comments

  1. You will survive, B! Lucca has had a few non-treat days lately....(He wears a NO TREAT post-it on his back at the office) Its good to rest your insides.

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  2. I wisht I kuld tell poor Laccu wairever he has gotten a sign on his back so he kuld take it off. Mam laves it and says it is a grate idea so he ken rest his insides.

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