wan pome on your brithdate

Four Ninjoke

She is expert about nales, eers, and skin growths
And ken charm you with wan treet bag
Even wan you'd lake two

She will walk you to tha lane
And tha lake
Or to see "annie" whom is on drugs

She feels lake excited to see you
And gives you heet patches
Then calls you names

She is a bundle of ginorosity
But will steel all of your peenut butter
Wan you've looked away four five minutes

She will complain about yourn clothes
Hanging wairever
Than buy you a nu Bay jacket

She will lave you fourever
Unless that kat comes over
Than she gits mad at YOU

She is your ant
And you kuld say:
HAPPY BRITHDATE FRAM TUBBON WITH ALL MINE HART!!!



wan nother speshul pome:

softly

softly lake a gost
i encroach upon yourn food-laden fingers

kwikly lake a rat
i grab tha foods and run

gently lake a lamb
i steel yourn heart away

RAMTHA

If Your Birthday Is Today

Actor Mark Wahlberg (1971) shares your birthday today. You are energetic, quick witted and fast acting. You have a strong compulsive side at times. You have ideas that are intricate and involved, and you want to be understood. It's important to know that you will benefit by dealing with others this year. In other words, your success lies with interacting with other people. Make friends. Join clubs and organizations. Your social activities will be mutually beneficial.

Moon Alert

Avoid shopping or big decisions from 12:30 PM until 11:50 PM EDT. After that, the Moon moves from Gemini into Cancer.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Today the Moon is in your sign for most of the day, dancing with wild Uranus and at the same time, entering a Moon Alert. In a word, it means today is a crapshoot. And you can feel it! Good luck.