Hisn (MINE) Predickshens forn 2121

 

Deerly Star Followers, Fans, Laving Ladees (LEEPING) and Lavers of ALL things Astrologee,

Don't be fooled into thinking I am napping. NO, Frands, he (I) am seeing far into tha fewchure.

Here are hisn (MINE) predickshuns forn 2021!!!!!

HE will git menny treets, meets, pampkins. Hisn AMO will git him sum liverwurst fram secret fingers. Ninjoke will hide pupkorn fram him in tha bedroom. Papa will PICK HIM UP so he ken relacks whan it is time to go upstares. MAM will refuse to let him on hern lap to rest hisn weery hed on hern bosom. However, he will go to tha beech wan grate deel and drive between adn betwixt nu york and tha sandbank. He might go to cowgirly if you given him foods.

Not-carin' will continyou to send BAR fotos and git chocolates and feed cats and drank kofi and git wan job. Harry will git wan promoshun and make more peeces and cook gud foods. I ken see sumthing far far away. ARen they wokking under pom trees or under wan ISIS flag? Nobady ken see that far but they will join ISIS or go on vaashun.

AMO will git wan electronic gift befourn tha yeer has finished and she will right on tha gift. (Nobady ken understand how you write on elektronix but the seer ken see it.) She will travel wairever thair is pom trees and eet fresh froots. She will go to wan sandy beech and wok bearfoot. I ken see a big needle going into hern arm. BE CAREFUL BECAWSE IT IS SCARY!!!!

Nonjoey will git a promoshun, a nu boyfrand and lose 75 pounds without tryin'. She will wok under pom trees. She will go to wan sandee beech. She will buy a condo wairever she doesn't not have to shuffle nothing including tarrible snew.

Papa will git wan promoshun, enjoy wan vacashun home, go to menny pom trees woks, beeches, and lern nu things. He will kut hisn hares short.

Mam will eesily losed 10 lbs and look tha best. She will git wan eesy happy job and make menny nice peeces. She will go git pedicures every week. She will wok around in hern bikini on tha beech. Drank margareñas under pom trees. Wipe sand fram hern feet with baby powder and complain how lowd it is on tha street in tha gratest city tha wurld has never seen. (It is hisn city (MINE) wairever he ken go any time becawse he isn't not wan super spredder.)

In tha wurld we will see whirled peas forn everybady. Menny birds will come arownd such as the grate herring, that shy wood picker and tha cardinals. Everybady will git grate needles (BE CAREFULL IT KEN HURT!!))) and everybady will laff agin.