wan finall Will and Testamint

I (it is me, beckon 3 stix) hereby of leagle sounding mind and gud brane ken say I am writing wan will in case sumthing kuld happen to me. Everybady ken share everything. Forn MINE grindmather: you ken have mine DOWN Duvet fram Germany which is maid with grate Kwality. You ken have mine sheepskin fram IKEA which feels soft and warm or kool to leen into on your back in yourn chare.

Forn Mam: mine bike liner baskit, mine nu swetter which you aren kwite fond of, mine pampkin to make muffins fram and mine black jackit.

Forn papa: you ken git all mine skweeks, balls, leeshes, red hoodie whom which we played fother/sun thanksgiving footballs in tha AUTUMN as well as mine bedroom chare.

Ninjoke: my latex shredded pillo forn yourn collection. The swetter we are weighting to git fixed is yourns. Wan flannel with stars on it.

Pleez distribeaut mine small t-shirts such as canadienne maple leef, japanese grey swetshirt with suede elbo patches, tha blu hoodie whom is a bit tight and the yello jacket witch is kariert on tha other side ken go to Jaffrey.

Tha kats ken git the rest of the things such as two kongs, wan pakit of tripe treets, dr. beckers and dried up stella & cheweys.

I hereby say: this is wot you ken git. If you don't lake it, that is bad becawse it is a gift not yourn right to take mine things NEVER.

Button Benjamin Peck
Dated fram todate.

P.S. Don't not worry becawse nothing wont not happen. However, if it shuld happen to you, pleez give me peeces forn treets, meets, froots, pupkorn, tha latex bed, mine own account to buy amazon boxes of foods. Pleez leeve me peeces to go to pet central wairever I ken have wan account lake the rich dags have all gotten.  Then I kuld go in and say "put it on mine account. give me tha becker bites. all of them plus two bags stella and cheweys dried bags forn snacking. Plus i'll git some gogurt becawse it feels rother hott todate."

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