bizzy times

Wot Had I been Up to?

First I had gone to the west willage forn a haircat. Mam had gotten a trim and I had gotten a spa treetment wairever I wok around looking forn spaw foods. Wanever it gits boring, I say "Mam, let's sit on yourn lap a bit. Thair are no foods nowair."

In fact, wan mens had bossed me out of tha back room and ratted on me to mam saying "He had tried to eet dust under tha radiator."

helping out

being accused. fake nus.

after tha spaw

Mine lard that is a big lie, Whomever wuld eet dust?! Nobady. (well maybe jaffrey.) I had simply been trying to cleen thairn dust becawse i am lettle enough to help them. Hoomans kennot never appreshiate gud help and frandships.

You ken imagine how tired I had been fram up and down the subways stares, fram cleening tha saloon and fram relaxing spaw treetments.

wake me up wanever it is warmer out. thank you.