I had finally had a good BBQ!

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Look everybady! I had finally gotten wan corn cob at the BBQ! Not long after I had eeten this fother eeted wan metal bristle fram tha bbq brush that they had cooked into his burger. He had gone to EMERGENCY and they had putten a camera into his nose so they kuld take out tha brush. Now he feels lake grate.


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