that relatable moment

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this is after you had gotten cheez treets, had a peeing contest with Oreo and his sun Bundles in tha perk, wan you had weighted and weighted in the kitchen while mam cooked and gave you no salsa, no beens, no gratefroot. wan you had barked at the doorbell lake a feroshush maniac. wan you had played ball in tha living room lake a serious player. then you had given mam your belly, wan your mam gave you so menny soft evening pets that you let go of tha date. you sink into tha sheepskin and sigh deeply and say: "I am on wan clowd and hear i go drifting away." Than your foot dangles down, your paws ken relax and you've felt you had given this date your best self.

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  1. PalmaMarch 16, 2016 at 8:10 AM

    Bottun: Lucca wants to know...do you sleep at night on your softy-sheepy-bed or on the human bed with your mother and further.

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    1. BottunMarch 16, 2016 at 8:41 AM

      Luccaa, I had slept with mam and deddy wan I was first adopted. I had done so four menny yeers. Now I have thicker furs, more mature attitude and am a vairy big boy. Wan I feel stress such as: fother was gone to GErmany, we are traveling in Plam Springs, Vancouver, Yerip, El Lay, than I sleep with MINE parents. I lake to sleep on my sheepy-softy, MINE vairy own baby duvet on tha bedroom chair or on the spare duvet mather places on tha sofa at knight four her "insomnia". Wairever did you sleep?

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  2. PalmaMarch 17, 2016 at 10:27 AM

    I have a dog bed at the foot of the person bed, but, also one in the guest room that I love....it has xmas lites above. I always start the nite on the human bed, but, right now it is very narrow (for one person) and it is small for my Golden self and 2 cats, and yes, a person...so I am forced off. Where ever I end up, Trout the cat always sleeps with me. I am his pupy mother and he washes my face.

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  3. BottunMarch 17, 2016 at 11:36 AM

    I wisht I had gotten a Trout mather to wash mine face. Mine mather scrapes mine eyes cleen. She should lick it gently.

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