Everybady knows

I can't never lake to brag. So I hope it is not to much to say: This is Teddy. He has gotten a nanny whom walks him. Her name it Gretchin. She laves dags. She always picks up Teddy becawse he lakes to be carried. He is "spoilt". He is "shy". He is "gentile".

I lake seeing him and mem and deddy lake him and they lake nice Gretchin. Pardon me four bragging how Gretchin gave me Stella & Chewy real meat treat that is wan of my favrites. SHe had sed "He looks grate in the swetter. He is grate dag."

Mam sed "yes. he laves stella & chewy and gits to eet it every date." Fother sed "He (bootun) is spoilt. He gits the best walks every date. He gits the best pets every date. Tha best foods. Now we are having an adoption anniversary and wot more ken we do?"

Gretchin sed: "Yes. You must rent a Cruz ship and invite his frands." I kennot weight.

P.S. Have you never herd of "Tina Fey"? That is Teddy's mam. She is famus lake me.