MINE lafe the horror show
Pleeze sit down. you our in four a shock. you have herd: peeples ken be krewl to helpless animals. you have herd: they ken be meen and greedy. you have herd: i have been fourced into a tarrible both. well todate was trewly the crewlest. i was forced into a both. it was tarrible. however, that is only one part of mine horror show. I felt lake ded all date. I felt lake week. I felt lake tired. I felt lake not moving. I felt lake I don't want to do...NOTHING. why? you keep wondering. why, my deer lettle batton? that isn't NOT lake you wan bit. what happened to give you such low energie?
I ken tell you. I had NOT gotten any brekfest. NONE. Mather went to yoga 10 minutes to brekfest and said "You. (fother) feed him (me, batton) his brekfast now becawse it is 10 minutes and he will be hangry." then she left. then i went four a walk. still no brekfest. mather camed home. still nothing. Then: mather took me for short walk and sed "why you so ded-lake and why you so lazy? MINE god you are bad and you are lazy and you are NOT good and you are NOT nice." Then she sed fine we will not walk but go home. Then she looked and looked for MINE second half of food. She telephoned mine fother. no answer. agin and agin. no answer. she sed in her mind "did HE not feed HIM?"
she opened wan entire can of sardine and gave it all to me. I felt lafe grow inside me agin. I felt lake a being. Fother came home and mather asked "where is it?"
he sed "i have forgotten to feed him. don't worry he is fat." then he wispert to me "I am a monster. I am sorry. I have forgotten. I thought she had fed you. I didn't not listen. I am sorry. Pleeze forgiven me."
I ken tell you. I had NOT gotten any brekfest. NONE. Mather went to yoga 10 minutes to brekfest and said "You. (fother) feed him (me, batton) his brekfast now becawse it is 10 minutes and he will be hangry." then she left. then i went four a walk. still no brekfest. mather camed home. still nothing. Then: mather took me for short walk and sed "why you so ded-lake and why you so lazy? MINE god you are bad and you are lazy and you are NOT good and you are NOT nice." Then she sed fine we will not walk but go home. Then she looked and looked for MINE second half of food. She telephoned mine fother. no answer. agin and agin. no answer. she sed in her mind "did HE not feed HIM?"
she opened wan entire can of sardine and gave it all to me. I felt lafe grow inside me agin. I felt lake a being. Fother came home and mather asked "where is it?"
he sed "i have forgotten to feed him. don't worry he is fat." then he wispert to me "I am a monster. I am sorry. I have forgotten. I thought she had fed you. I didn't not listen. I am sorry. Pleeze forgiven me."
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