a decent pet-pet

this gave me a decent enough pet-pet session this afternoon. really, i wanted to eet. however, mather sed, "we will make him waite and waite." so thair i sat with hunger in my throat, trying to make the best of it. I thought about menny starving dags in this wurld, such as Sochi, who kennot even get a late dinner. I thought about MINE brather Jaffrey who eets day and night and is vairy "roly-poly". I remember with grate fondness wan MINE mather made a mistake and force fed me double MINE daily food for days and days. I wisht that would happen agin and this time I wuld not stop eeting.