a nearmist

yesterday. mather took me, fother and nana for bike ride. i sat on foam, on towel, on cardbored in basket. i had: a harness, a tether. then. mather stopped and rested her bike. the front weel turned and i started to fall out. i went over the side. deer lard, i thought. i am afrayed. i am going to die. i hung from MINE harnass like a fool, dangling in the air. i was slipping out of MINE harness. i was dangling like fram a skyscraper. then i slipped out of the harness, away fram the tether and onto the ground. thank lard i landed lake a kat. however, i felt afrayed. "did mather try to killt me?" i felt: MINE neck and arms felt pulled out of MINE body. it is NOT a nice sunday afternoon bike ride. pleeze do NOT lean the bike so i fall out. a nice man and woman rannd over and said "we noticed that is a handsum dag in bike. we lave him. then we saw him fall. is he ok?" mather said yes and kisst me menny times and called me "honeybun" and "sweatheart". the end.