a how-to "guide"

wan you meat a dag you lake, for example, i.e. in runyon canyon el lay, colifronia, and you feel lake "wanderfull! let's play." you must wag your tail and you must snuffle and bend your bum and make lake biting on neck a bit.
then you must restle, hug, bite that neck a bit. after wan your fother calls, you may walk away feeling prowd, "happy", tired, pleezed and warm becawse you made a frend, you played nicely, you chased and ran and you are so tried.  Tha End!