Moonkey's Lafe

ninjo, this is wanderfull news. let us celebrate with meets and a walk!

this kan tell you why dags are smert and kind and tall and funny and wance were babies lake jaffrey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h8lWBd1hmE&feature=share

yesterday. mather took me, fother and nana for bike ride. i sat on foam, on towel, on cardbored in basket. i had: a harness, a tether. then. mather stopped and rested her bike. the front weel turned and i started to fall out. i went over the side. deer lard, i thought. i am afrayed. i am going to die. i hung from MINE harnass like a fool, dangling in the air. i was slipping out of MINE harness. i was dangling like fram a skyscraper. then i slipped out of the harness, away fram the tether and onto the ground. thank lard i landed lake a kat. however, i felt afrayed. "did mather try to killt me?" i felt: MINE neck and arms felt pulled out of MINE body. it is NOT a nice sunday afternoon bike ride. pleeze do NOT lean the bike so i fall out. a nice man and woman rannd over and said "we noticed that is a handsum dag in bike. we lave him. then we saw him fall. is he ok?" mather said yes and kisst me menny times and called me "honeybun" and "sweatheart". ...

They are hugging me too tight.

wan you meat a dag you lake, for example, i.e. in runyon canyon el lay, colifronia, and you feel lake "wanderfull! let's play." you must wag your tail and you must snuffle and bend your bum and make lake biting on neck a bit. then you must restle, hug, bite that neck a bit. after wan your fother calls, you may walk away feeling prowd, "happy", tired, pleezed and warm becawse you made a frend, you played nicely, you chased and ran and you are so tried.  Tha End!

I congratulated those winners on the field becawse I am mascot.

Mather tossed me and Fother "cot" me in his glove.

Loosers at baseball and it is THE END of seeson. The End!

I have still NOT had MINE brackfast but HE ate banana chips.

i can't NOT tell anybady how tried i am. therefore, i offer this foto as proof. i had to go to lincoln center, schmackery's in midtown, bike basket, riverside's perk and sit on launderies. this feels lake it is exhausting.

Mein mather said "i will NOT call realtor. i will NOT do nothing." so i decided. i kennot fone, therefour i will blag to realtor in an email. i pritended that i am ninjo. i blagged: "my name is ninja. please tell me wot if must pay for maintenance. please tell me if a kat may live thair. pleese tell me if thair are problems or only i wuld lake style upgrades only. plees tell me if the building is gut financials, earthquakes, roofs, boilers, balconys. please emailt me. the end!" now i will get a treet fram ninja such as beef, samon, chcikens, cheez.

i do NOT know when i ken come. i will "let you know" wance i knowt.

We babysat HIM. i am coming out the "Gents" bathroom in Central Perk. i "enjoyed" yogurt parfait in the perk. i also playt ball. we "watched" a movie to keep campert company.

i wuld lake to take mather to "cannon beech" for her birthdate. i kuld surf. she ken walk. thair are menny dags whom surf thair. such as this dag. it looks lake a kool kat to surf and hang ten. fother kuld also try surf with me. we kuld run on the beech, eet fish, play ball, lie into the sun and tan. this is a wanderfull way to celebrate "it is MINE birthdate and i am speshul!". http://www.landsendcb.com/dogs.html

which one is the won whom i should order for handmade BC swetter? thunderbird? killert wale? there are too menny ideas. wot "do" yuo think, amo and nonja? this won is "thunderbird". http://jossydogknits.blogspot.com/2010/01/cowichan-sweaters.html

today i gave MINE amo menny, menny peeces. fother put them at "edelweiss". now she ken get them. amo ken buy menny things for us to share such as: bratwurst, bun, meets, tongue slice, liver, cakes, cakes with froots, salami. amo, pleese remember to share with others but NOT with minka-lenka. that is fat kat who is unhealthy. this is a kat whom did NOT give any peeces. so pleese do not share with "that" kat. i am a litl engel. how nice!

nobady doesn't lave me anymore. i listend som much to amo say how much they lave a kat. they lave LENKA and give LINKA_MINKA salmon. i never don't get any samon. i feel sad, jealous and angry. everybady feels happy becawse that kat is small. i am small, too. i am hangry too. lafe is sad and not fair and i do NOT lake nobady laves me.

a kat at phantom got a speshul birthdate cake that looks lake a litter but it is "cookies". this is something i wuld lake for MINE birthdate. i kud enjoy tootsie rolls, and grayham crums vairy much. i wud lake a "scoop".

it is NOT trew it will feelt better if they hit my cheek.

there is NONE ticks in MINE blood.

today. fother draggt me into "the vet". already i thought, "torture." then it got worst. they took me to a back room and held me down. they put a GIANT needle into my front right leg toothpick. it hurt too, too much. i cried like a devil and moved my leg. i NEVER cry unless they are attempting murder. i am brave and strong and gut. imagine the pain and feer! i tried to move my leg and the pains got worse. they only got blood for one test for tick. therefore, they kennot test for "false positive" twice. i feel it is terrible to take out MINE blood. i had never heard such crewlty and such "attempted manslaughter" against me. i will NOT go thair never agin. the end!

I watched and gave lessons.

this is another. she is big and blue-eyed and wanderfull. she smells friendly and strong. after we learned about one each another, we went for a walk. her name is mayalene.

she lakes it and gives it "two" thumbs up. she says do NOT "judge" her morning face and husband t-shirt. it is the hair that counts most.

this is MINE faverit place to go for crumbs. i rush here like the devil is chasing me. MINE perents lave to drink kofi hear while they wait for me to cleen all the crumbs. this was yesterday and i cleened up some muffin, crwassan, sandwich bred. it was gut. mather kept shoving water into me. it made me think of force-feeding in guantanamo. it is against human rights.

Do NOT tell "them" I found meetball on flor. 

nobady kennot lave conidtionally lake i do it. MINE perents didn't not have this befour.

it is not wanderfull wan you think aboot lafe befour me. MINE parents had a vairy empty lafe becawse i was NOT thair. they had nobady to laff with, nobady to walk in perk with, nobady to play ball with, nobady to buy toys for, nobady to brush, nobady to give "blow out", nobady to play on beech with in mexica, nobady to take to grindparents, nobady to pet, nobady to give treets to, no lettle white fluff ball to watch dreaming. it is vairy sad and brakes MINE hart. MINE fother and MINE mother had nothing. amo and ninja did not enjoy talking to them on the phone becawse there was nothing to talk aboot. MINE hart brakes wan i think aboot it. the end.

This was on MINE way home fram cowgirly on the plain last time. i slept. I look "grate".

Which colour looks lake the best on me? thair is blakandwhite, seepia and special warm.

i misst mine amo and ninja. we had menny gut times. we ate. we had "fresh" air. we visited annie. this is correct. now i am in a nest. let us remember our gut times. let's visit. i only have 20 pieces therefore i kennot fly. i will misst stampede agin. do you remember which bett was which one i enjoyed the top of? do you remember, amo, how much fun we had at edelweiss? deer lard, we had a gut time.

on saturdate, my fother helped a bird. i found it and it ran. i said, "ok. let's play chase." so i chased slowly. then fother said, "NO!""you must not play with a hurt bird." then fother made a bed in the shade in the grass. he gave it water and food. he made fone calls. he went to work. he refused to tell mather. then on sunday we went to hunt the hurt bird. fother put it in a lettle box and dropped me at home. he took it to "wild birds fun fund". WIld Bird Fun gave the bird advil. they said "now the bird is ok." after this, i followed MINE fother everywhere all day at home. i could NOT stop following him every second. Fother and Mather said "he is proud of his fother whom helped a hurt bird." however, they kennot read MINE mind. hear the truth: "i lake that fother is a good hunter. i will follow until he drops me a morsel that he kills." i would lake you to know that i know "who butters my bred". it i...

mather has explaned that we kennot merry becawse we are family. she said that wan two lave each one another that they ken merry. they kiss in front of family and then they are merried. did i merry nana? maybe i am a husband now. i do NOT "know" wat do i do if i am a husband. maybe camper will be angry? i will be a good husband if i am merried. i will be nice and sit nicely while i get pets. i will not bark too much. we will have mixt race children. half chinese, half white. they will look the best. this is after we "kissed" "mather, are we merried?"

this is at nana's house. she is "fiona". bunny gits mad but i lake to be treeted as a "guest". this meens to stretch out and nap if i pleeze. or to eet as i pleeze. i lake my tummy with menny powka dots. it looks gut. the end!

this is a grate place to watch the wurld go past. anybady ken enjoy to sit here and watch all the dags and peeple. i lake to keep an eye to be sure i know which dag is which who is peeing on MINE trees and MINE poles. then i ken cover it with MINE pee. this is important to me. thank the lard MINE fother and MINE mather made a shelf. it is too difficult for a short dag such as myself if nobady helps. this wurld is made for vairy big dags and vairy big peeples and good jumping catz. i ken jump but not too high lake a kat.

today fother forced me into torture at the "vet". i had my aynus glands drained. he lerned that MINE glands are even smaller than chico's. chico only weights 3 lbs so this meens i have petite aynull glands. maybe this is NOT gut. maybe it meens i am the best. i must think aboot it.

i am "excited". mather explained how ninja always buys me one peace of a new hudson bay jacket, a micro pad, a can of tripe and i am "surprized". therefore, i understand. i will get a birthdate surprize in the male. shhhh. nobady cant know wan it is a surprized. i wander. "is it foods?" "is it meets?" is it a pile of blankets?" "is it something i ken chew on?" "is it wild buffalo?" i am gut and pashent so i will weight. nobady cant predict the male so it's ok if it's late. the end!

mather tells me i get to bye ANYTHING i want becawse it is my birthdate. it is a surprised becawse amo sent me 500 pieces of munny for me! amo saved it for a long time becawse she loves me and she is a pensioner. this meens she has no income only canada will give her a lettle bit to buy some meet and bred. thank you, amo. ninja did NOT leeve her job. this is gut news. she makes menny, menny monies. this is grate. so. mather says: "look! ninja sent you a surprised of $4. for your birthdate." thank you. mather and fother always explane how peeple who are rich give less. now i understand. this is all four me? MINE? deer lard!   oh. i guess ninja doesnt lave me too much. i kennot play outside on my birthdate. this is bad. they might have a "tornado".