two hot!

why it is two hot?! fother put me in perk. do you guess which perk is which one? i had a "date" with lola. she is two small. she has NO hairs on her tummy. she will NOT drink water except from a syringe. she growlt at other dags. she is not "kool" lake me. i found many picknicks. i shraed menny treets with her. i am a nice dag. tomorrow i will enjoy less "heet".