speshul day

today MINE grindmather (gammy) and grindfother (bubba) are coming to visit me. i hope they will bring gifts. i hope they will "play ball". and i hope i will get menny pets on bubba's lap. they are very happy becawse they are on vacashun. i do not enjoi vacation but they lave it. they are going to lave in our nayborhood. i will roll around on their carpet.
however, thair is bad "news". they might go to tick country for a day. mather and i will stay home. mather said before the go i ken sit in car and pritend to drive. however, i kennot drive. this is sad. however, i hate to go in cars and mather will buy me a bag of ships to cheer me up. this is the best!