my ant's birthday

mather says it is ninjo's birthday soon so "what shold we sent her"? OK. i think she lakes nuts, bred, kindle, tv, beers, her "lettle nefew" and the gym. then, i will think. "i don't know". maybe we shuld make her a date with annie. she lakes annie's face. she wuld enjoy that. she lakes to play pritend ball. however, i only have 14 cents in MINe bank right now so i kennot "fly" to cowgirly to play ball. maybe i ken send her MINE money. she ken buy wine, shoes, kindles, nuts and pretsil. maybe munny from me is the best idea. fourteen is menny pieces of munny and that makes everybady happy on thair birthdate.