Moonkey's Lafe

this is "vegas". i got trappt under the yogurt bowl. i went onto shelf under the glass to see if i could get a yogurt lick. then, no. i couldn't. there was a glass ceiling against dawgs. it is "racist". also, there are computers on my hed. it's not good. however, i still cleen my paws.

i am NOT afrayed of a wolve. my mather was afrayed and "picked" me up. however, they kennot scare me or tell me wot to do. i will go wair i want in MINE wegas dog run any time i pleeze. a wolve will NOT scair me. in face, not matter how many wolfs come, i will NOT be scaired. the END.

nothing. it rayned. i hate it.

so. yesterday "sunday" afternoon i saw a dawg who looked so cool. he wore bandana and sunglass. this is "cool". i said "let's go!" we went. i didnt like to wair sunglasses. it felt bad. therefore, i didnt. however, i "drank" margarita. then. this morning i frew up in our big bed NOT MINE small one. terrible. i will "never" drink agin. the end.

today i am wandering wot to do. it is windy. but it is a bit warmer. my gurlfrend left town. i have no munny. i wisht i could eet all day. or go to beech. or dig in soil and eet it. or look at birds. or sit in sun. maybe i will walk everywair. mather had bad mood becawse she wants a job. they want to buy a place in el lay. it costs munny. they said they will look at apartment with nana. no dawgs allowed. i am thinking a bit. the ned!

today seemed grate. it stopped raining wan i went out. i ate nice brekfest. fother and i had nice snuggles. i didnt even mind wan mather and nana left becawse i got vairy nice peanut butter kong plus dawg trail mix. then. even better. zoey ran to my door. i jumped up for joy. how happy is it wan she comes to my door? the best! so mather took me to the perk with zoey and laura. for the first time in ages, we ran and played. we ate dirt. we didnt care if it was cold. we didnt care if the perk for dawgs was small. we felt "joy". grate. then. i went home. that is fein, too. however, then i saw zoey GET INTO A CAR with laura and drove away. that is hell! i do NOT know wan she will ever come back. mather says: "it's ok. zoey is going to jimmy's. she will BE RIGHT BACK." i cant understand "jimmy's". i don't "know". (mather says it is laura's boyfriend in Queens. i dont know.)

they have a full moon tonight. i am "trying" to decide: maybe i will howl. therefore, it could be scairy.

mather says it is ninjo's birthday soon so "what shold we sent her"? OK. i think she lakes nuts, bred, kindle, tv, beers, her "lettle nefew" and the gym. then, i will think. "i don't know". maybe we shuld make her a date with annie. she lakes annie's face. she wuld enjoy that. she lakes to play pritend ball. however, i only have 14 cents in MINe bank right now so i kennot "fly" to cowgirly to play ball. maybe i ken send her MINE money. she ken buy wine, shoes, kindles, nuts and pretsil. maybe munny from me is the best idea. fourteen is menny pieces of munny and that makes everybady happy on thair birthdate.

 i sware to the lard i am so tired of all this paperwerk, correspondence and reading. MINe eyes hurt! i have bills to paid. i must write cards. i will take a "brake".

I had to crawl atop a HIGH lawndree pile.

befourt, i had wavy hares. this is when i first moved here. which is better? should i make it go nice and wavy agin? i am a poor, starving darling befort. now i enjoy to eet very much. maybe it is MINE thyroid.

it hurtz,m. i kent typ66.

mather likes to do "silver fox". neejoo did it to her. fother did it to her. she does it to herself. this is whan you tear out white hairs from the roots. it hurts. it is important that everybady has NO WHITE HAIRS. white hairs is bad. one day they will look at me and say "deer lard. he has menny, menny white hares. we will wax them all out. it is a big job. hold him down." i live in fear of that day. my nerves are shut down. i must watch and watch and watch them so i ken hide wan they notice how many bad hares i have. deer lard, i pray amo will protect me. she enjoys white hairs lake me.

OK! here is wot i wander. did i look fatter in oktober or now? is MINE hare better before or now? Can "anywan" tell if my patches are darker now? is my nose look too big or is it the sun patch on it? i know, i know. it doesnt matter becawse i am very handsum. however, this is what i have learned form the "adults" in my lafe. it is VERY important to ask these qweschuns. i will go try on my clothes now. the end!

this is riverside. it was MINe "first" time. it was fun. mather says i look so fluffy and young. i look lake a dog in a "shruken" bunny suit. it is handsum. it is a gud look for a dag. i am laert. i am smert. i am wairing a banadana.

I am you're tired lettle Engelkind.

MINE Amo and me lave this bet. It is cool, relaxing and wanderful.

I sunbathed with fother after he lost his baseball game. Sheesh. It was hot. I was "hot".

This is Destiny. She has a blockhead. she is MINE nayburr. she is nice. she lakes to let me walk into her home and lie on her bed. i lake to try to find foods in her bowl. zoey is afrayd of her. this evening zoey let destiny come near her. she was brave.

Wance i went to palm springs to a grate hotel. fother drank two much and rode on a hoarse. it wasn't reel. he didn't "know". i ate a bone. i played croquet. i had a wanderfull time. i want to go agin.

i used to walk past that field every day. i miss it. now i am kold. i have to lie on hotpatch with no vitamin dee. before, i walked int he son to meet MINE gurlfrend. now i play with MINE new york gurlfrend "zoey" in a dirty hallway. mather put MINE carrier ont he seat so she culd pets me. i made a nice tight "fox" curl. i have jetlatch. boy i am tired.

this is wair mine Apo lives now. everybady says i look lake him and i am lake him. we enjoy to make sure he has flour and is cleen. he wuld be happy that i visit. it is "peaceful" here. everybady misses him. i miss him. this is "disrespektful" to eet grass

I mist you. I will be their again.

dear amo, why do i lave you so much? we have menny, menny things in common. we both lake to eet meet, worsht, bread and many froots together. we enjoy wan you give me cheeze, bred, fish, potatoes. we both enjoy your bed. we both think it is grate to enjoy relaxing. we are grate together. therefore, happy grindmather's day. lave, buttoon

i will NOT blag. i am on hollydate!

dear dairy, before whan i was jung, i played lake a babee. i enjoyed puppies, baby toys and running a grate deel. now i am older. i enjoy running only certain times, only some puppies and i lake big boy toys. this is so cute. i am lake a babee with my stuffed haagen dawgz. this is whan i lived in wegas first time wair jaffrey lives now.

"mather=krebert" wood lake hole milk for her red rose tee and she wood lake vitamin see serum. "pleeze get her red rose and hole milk", she said.

pleeze i need pampkin, sardine in spring water and tripe. i need it. pleeze make me MINE cozy bed.

I wantid to blag. i had meny things to "say". krebert, my mather ("mather=Krebert") said "NO you may NOT blag. I am transferring on the new computer. YOU kennot touch it." that is meen. now i forget everything. that is not fare.

i am grate at meny foods. i ken eet street foods. i lave cheez. i lave "sausage".  i lave it all. #lilchef #foodlaver #BOOM!

I beleeve i ken create a beetiful home. it is important, i "feel", to put MINE own touch on MINE home. you ken re-arrange and deconstruct meny, meny things. it gives a home a "personal touch". i lake this. then MINE home feels lake it is MINE home not nobady else's home. it is speshul and it is youneek. that is wanderfull and gud. ok. i am bizzy. i will get back to work. the end!