today is wholly

mather got ashes today. i got nothing. the truth is that i prefer to go to church to get a speshul blassing for st. francis. here, mather, fother and i went to church with camel, cat, bunny, bird, dog and many of the lard's creatures. i wored my speshul trench coat and the preest leaned over and crossed on me and blessed on me. i was very wholly. then i sat on the subway. i thought about our lard and how to be a good dag. later that day, fother brought home camper. we quickly got rid of that bunny but now me and camper are cousins and we enjoy eating karats. the end!