Homme

Dear Deary, I am home! I hate these:

I am home! Last night the doorbell rang and fother said it was Amo and Ninja but they decided not to come up after all. How disappoint! They have memmy's phone and for some reeson wont give it back. Maybe they will come wisit when my mether is at yoga and my fother goes to matinee and I am all alone. I mess them! My Amo says I am good boy and took care of my feet. My AMo and I both had sore feet! Ninja gave me a piece of a dog jacket and a luck 'o the irish. I wish we could all sleep in NINJa bed. I got hot flesh pad for Christmask. It is hot square like sunshine. My fother gave me a big tummy rub and Camper sent me a video of John Denver singing Christmask with the muppets. It was wonderful wanderful! Fother has nice proper fur like me because we are related.

The End!