AMO git bettered!

 

Deer Amo,

Forn now I am sorry I had been engry. I ken see why you kennot not ignored "hern" whom didn't share pupkorn. We ken still be frands without hern but pleez, not want werd about hern. Don't NOT menshun hern.

Here is my best advice to feel better: git a hot patch and lie on it. This ken cure most things in lafe but if you overdo it, you ken pant and then will need to throw yournself onto the kool flor.

Next advice: DRINK. You ken drink: water, wodka forn pane, chimken broth, beef broth, warm broth or semi-kool broth.

Then: git wan massage gentiley on tha stomach or on tha ridge of tha bak.

Then reed potry, watch tv, eet: meets, froots, rice, pasta, muffins, riced cakes, fish, liverwurst, cheez, casserole, mack and cheez.

Then kall him, it is buttoon, forn a pep tok.