O wot wan date!

 SPESHUL GURL

Tha date wasn brite
Tha air wasn fresh
Wan suddenly whom appeered?
A lettle baby gurl
hern mam & dad, they cheered

Amo kuld heer
Hern cry and even fuss
And sed inside hern hed
"It sounds lake she is helthy
Now let me hold her in my bed"

O wot a date!
O wot a gurl!
Hern hed filled out with hares
O wot a face!
O wot a hed
Thick with tha darkest kerls

Her paw sed anushka, she's here
her mam sed she's ninjoey
they argued and they discussed
and then hern paw, he cussed
finally together they agreed that she'd
ninjoey she'd be

tra la la la la la
tra la la di di dum
a buytiful life was
in this way started & begun

she lernt about lafe so fast
and soon she had
wan baby too
a tina she kuld teech her lafe
with all the bestest trick
and when tha tunafish would cry
and when tha tina wuld bawl
under the bed ninjoke would crawl
to fetch tha missing shnuller
lake a gud and helpfull guy

tra la la la la la
tra la la di di dum
"wot a buytiful life it is"
ninjoke wuld sing & hum

Nobady ken say rite now
just how this lafe will go
tha fewtcher bright
tha surprise unknown
but further into lafe
she goes


Tha poet and persons with disabilities activist, Buttoon B. Pecked