O wot wan date!
SPESHUL GURL Tha date wasn brite Tha air wasn fresh Wan suddenly whom appeered? A lettle baby gurl hern mam & dad, they cheered Amo kuld heer Hern cry and even fuss And sed inside hern hed "It sounds lake she is helthy Now let me hold her in my bed" O wot a date! O wot a gurl! Hern hed filled out with hares O wot a face! O wot a hed Thick with tha darkest kerls Her paw sed anushka, she's here her mam sed she's ninjoey they argued and they discussed and then hern paw, he cussed finally together they agreed that she'd ninjoey she'd be tra la la la la la tra la la di di dum a buytiful life was in this way started & begun she lernt about lafe so fast and soon she had wan baby too a tina she kuld teech her lafe with all the bestest trick and when tha tunafish would cry and when tha tina wuld bawl under the bed ninjoke would crawl to fetch tha missing shnuller lake a gud and helpfull guy tra la la la la la tra la la di di dum "wot a buytiful life it is...