Moonkey's Lafe

Amo, I hope you have wan grate 888th brithdate! Wot an age! Wot an date! Pome Ladee was wan babee Ladee was wan Teen Ladee was wan "yung women" Ladee was wan blushing bride And still tha shild had lived inside Fulled of wander and joy Ladee was wan MATHER Ladee was wan MATHER of two Ladee was wan MATHER of three And still tha blushing bride had lived inside Fulled of new feelings and hope Ladee is wan amo Ladee is wan MATHER Ladee has become wan LADEE And still tha kurios kat ken live insde Filled of wander, joy, hope and kurious. Best wishes forn wan helthy and happy nu year fram tha youngsters!!! (WHOM is cutest after me?) PS. THanks forn tha hedge hogs. HOwever, now you ken lernt dags don't eet shocolate. Pleez ken you send liverwurst?

Mine frands! I am reddy forn all of it. IN tha gratest kuntree in tha whirled, you ken git yourn first snew on ershta advent. Wot a wanderful city. Wot a gratest kuntree! Pleez vote on witch hat orn...do I stay home and broast mineself in tha sun?

MINE lard. I had hurt mine pore mcribs wan mam threwd me in tha tarrible bothtub last weak. You ken see im holding myself grum. I wuld lake to eet this. I am dictating forn hern to brag. Pleez send me a few treets forn to cheer me up. That wuld be grate. Give mine regards forn AARRCC. I had humble beginnings at wan shelter and foster home and have scaled tha hites to live the grand lafe in the BIG APPLE in tha gratest kountree on the planet. You kennot imagine wot it feels lake to have cracked mcribs. it is hard to dictate. good night and a spooky time to all. Pore Button McPeck. No trick nor treeting forn him (it is me).

ninjoey! papa! let's git tha car fired up so he ken smell some fresh BalbertaC airs. Also, pleez git me wan Beau pad, wan tripe, wan liverwurst fram Amo-ladee, wan pamkpin fram "tha Joke", wan treets bag forn mine belated brithdate, wan speshul snaks, wan bowl pip-freed papkorn.

I'm reddy to go out stampeding. Git your hats ladees. This lettle man is taking you out forn a proper stampede brekfest at the parking lot.

I have ranned aweigh! I kuldn't not git more becker bites, kuldn't not git frozened gogurt, kuldn't not be allowed to eet soil and stix in peece and I HAD HAD ENUF. Pleez give spared change to him (me) if you see him sitting outside tha subway with a smert glint in his eye and hanger in his throat. He (it is i buttoon) is a gud dag and give ginirously. Given him peeces, waters and foods. god blesst.

We ken meet at wan Kafé forn this or MINE offis. Yourn annuwool review: POME: YEER TO YEER Pleez have wan seet How aren you this mourning? My my it is hot todate Let's have a look at how yourn yeer has gone It wuld seem lake you had werked hard It has seen you have been "nice" to Tina We ken wonder "shouldnt you not be nicer to Tinahome?" THAIR is room forn "improvement" thair Hadn't you not fixed tha ladee's feets and hares? That is grate and gits gud marx Haven't you shruppt tha balconey You ken git a gud mark Let us review yourn eeting habits Had you shaired pupkorn with frands? We ken say "needs improvements" Keep werking hard at it Hadn't you not fired up mussels on tha reformer Grate job you ken git high marks pleez help yournself to wan star And enjoy wan grate brithdate bonus: Wan certifikate forn kofi at Tara! Hoppy Brithdate fram wan poette. Buttoon

WAN STAR (brithdate pome by beckon "monk" button benjamin schwartz dickau peck) Wan you wisht up on a starr Kennot you see how smol you aren? Wan you wisht up on a clowd Kennot you feel how light you aren? Wan you wisht up on tha son Kennot you feel how bright you aren? Wan you wisht up on a candell Kennot you feel how lucky you aren? Wan you wisht up on a starr Kennot you feel how grate i think you aren? To wan "star", have wan vairy grate brithdate. Fram, Beckon 3 stix I hope it is fillt with pupkorn and treets!!!!!! And sleeps!!!!!

A lettle brid told me you have gotten to go thair. Don't not worry, foaks! Beckon is here to give you tips forn yourn wisit. I have been menny, menny times and know how to have a grate time. First, go to tha low tide beech and chase arownd a bit. If it's hot out walk threw a tide pool to kool down. Wan you are done, be sure to visit capers. take wan seet outside and weight forn foods. If you have gottn time, go to north vancuver and dig in tha sands while weighting forn crums. Be sure to rest becawse tha sand activity is tiring. Wan you have gotten inergy, go to a grate store on Davee. They have the best treets and hoomans enjoy shopping dag clothes to punish dags. I ken be honest and say i did look handsum in that navy velour. That is how to have wan grate trip.

Dance lake nobady is wahching! Do it lake it feels write, do it lake a funky chiken, do it lake tha wurld kennot see. It feels GRATE! Do it on tha grass, do it in tha perk. Do it in tha growshree store, do it in tha living room and DO IT WITH YOURN TUNG OUT DO IT WITH YOURN TUNG IN DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!!!

Git down, Chalupa! Mine lard. Todate I wisited mine gote frands. Chalupa had gotten onto MINE nerves becawse she is NOT supposed to eet tha leeves. Tha rools are to eet: ivy, porcelain berry, wine berry, lesser celandine NOT high up tree leeves. Also, now we kennot play becawse they aren in jale. Oh well.

Ken you order this teepee forn a wild coyote dag whom will ran free on tha praree. After ranning after dags all date singing yipee yip yap yodel dee, I have gotten to have some down time in a private teepee. Brang it wan you come hear or send it to me forn mine brithdate. I will send peeces to pay it back. Warmin' up by tha fire i mine TP singin' yodel day ee yoldee yip yip.

I feel lake a traned mankee on a leesh who has gotten to jump how hi and right brag after brag after brag as a weigh to sing forn mine supper, as they lake to say. Mine lard tha sole feels weery to have to do as they say not as they do. It tires me and saddens mine hart. We need sum justiss now. Hoomans wok around lake they own tha joint and git evreethang forn free. Brids and bees ken wander freely searching thru tha remnints of hooman rekedge. I see tha brids in tha perk, bathing in wan dirty oil puddle. I see tha bees serching forn a few flours. I see mineself in mine mind aye, tied up, locked up, yerning to ran threw tha prairies singing a dag's yodel. yoodel dee la yodel dah. yip yip yipee. wan date tha dags will wok free agin.

ALL alone weighting to sneek sum scraps of foods. Shhh. Dont NOT tell. ...sneeked into wan risorante all alone wan mam and papa hadn't noticed and hidden over in tha koroner weighting to git scraps? Pome: PLANITT OF THA DAGS AND BARES You aren lake me Close to tha grownd Strong theyes pushing onward Smelling more than seeing Tha wurld shreeks at tha site of yourn mite Becawse you aren lake me Powerfull as you look forn foods To keep yourn belly filled I see you BARE Yourn Kind eyes Yourn honest hart Making tha smell-gud forest yourn home Wile hoomas git closer and closer Until they steel your freedumb And git you on a leesh Greatfull forn wan dirty krum O bare Mine hart feels lake yourn And promises that wan date We will git justiss And put all hoomans on leeshes Until they ken have manners and behayve

I (it is me, beckon 3 stix) hereby of leagle sounding mind and gud brane ken say I am writing wan will in case sumthing kuld happen to me. Everybady ken share everything. Forn MINE grindmather: you ken have mine DOWN Duvet fram Germany which is maid with grate Kwality. You ken have mine sheepskin fram IKEA which feels soft and warm or kool to leen into on your back in yourn chare. Forn Mam: mine bike liner baskit, mine nu swetter which you aren kwite fond of, mine pampkin to make muffins fram and mine black jackit. Forn papa: you ken git all mine skweeks, balls, leeshes, red hoodie whom which we played fother/sun thanksgiving footballs in tha AUTUMN as well as mine bedroom chare. Ninjoke: my latex shredded pillo forn yourn collection. The swetter we are weighting to git fixed is yourns. Wan flannel with stars on it. Pleez distribeaut mine small t-shirts such as canadienne maple leef, japanese grey swetshirt with suede elbo patches, tha blu hoodie whom is a bit tight and the yel...

Wairever aren you lettle fools? Jerome, yoo hoo. Come out and wisit a bit. We ken tok aboot tha dates in tha Kountee. Amo and brithdate gurl, come hear and see how successfull jerome o'keefe has become! You ken see his family all over mine blocks neer mine home. Fram tha nu York Time: "In New York, rats once scurried in the shadows but now they frolic brazenly in broad daylight. One even became a social media star: pizza rat . Parents at an Upper West Side playground said rats jumped into the sandbox where their children played, though the vermin have been cleared for now" well, well, well. my, my, my. tha entire family has gotten to be vairy successfull. grate to see kanucks succeeding in tha big apple! here i am at knight, having a lettle wisit with tha canadiennes.

oh. mam sed you have gotten wan brithdate coming. i see. oh. that is vairy wanderfull. here I am thinking aboot this situwashon.

I had overherd mam say "git a brithdate blag mumble mumble". MINE lard how fast times ken move. It must alredy be mine brithdate time. I have maid wan list forn things that wuld be gud. Becker bites tripe bites stuffy with skweeky cheez pupkorn river wok wisit and playdate with aknee playdate with tha gotes (exspeshully carmella and bo https://www.westsiderag.com/2019/05/20/the-24-riverside-park-goats-are-becoming-famous-and-have-now-been-profiled-by-the-new-yorker) nu nitt swetter romp on spannish bank sammich fram terrah after raw tripe after that sand dig after that trip to tha cownty wairever thair is cleen sand and cider salad strahbarry ice creem at tha cownty p.s also, pls give me wan tik check while you ken zoom in. i have gotten to do this every date.  p.p.s. Didnt you not heer how frightened tha bare was wan he herd I wasn't not vegan?

Been lettle but certainly big enough too git around town on tha mighty MTA subway by yournself wairever? My, my, my. I certanly have and ken. I simply git on and git off at 72nd whanever i am done. I say a howdy do to tha rats fram kanada and hed strate home after a bit of hunting and treet shopping. I rally enjoy beeing an independent mans.

MINE favrit: snoozing. Deerly Amo, Wot a grate date forn us. I have gotten BIG plans to enjoy ourn date wan I git over thair to have a wisit. We will do everything we lave such as: lie down forn kwite sum time. (This is MINE favrit.) Git massage and rubs. (You ken combine this with lie-downs witch is grate.) Walk on dirty sand wairever. (Here you ken feel tha urth putting energy into yourn boddy.) Eet breds. MINE favrit is white breds softened in tha son and rane. Eet saltfree foods. (These are tha rools in MINE house: NO salt forn NO dags NEVER!) However, we ken have: rice, meets, froots, yogurt, kefear, salman, turkeys, pupcorn, calliflour, treets. Hear is wan pome forn you. My, My, My Wan date I had been seen by wan ladee She had seen MINE face and boddy in tha computer "my, my, my" she sed. "he looks grate" Wan date I had flown in a creat To meet wan ladee whom's face I han't not never seen b4 "my, my, my" she sed. ...

GRATE BIG NUS! Wan comfortable peace of foam is coming on Fridate! I am vairy excited and I strongly hope it ken werk well. It has been two long, MINE frands. Two long. Tomorrow afternoon mam is hedding to west 26 street to git me wan nu peace of foam forn mINE bedroom chair. I kennot weight!

I played chest in tha perk (it is MINE riverside) and I one. It had been exawsting. Mine lard.

Sum of MINE waits fram MINE records at tha vet. (i haight hern and she felt ascaired i kuld bite hern wan she tried to poke in mine mouf. It made me feel gud at setting bowndrees. October 2008 9.11 lbs (lake a tiny babee but stronger than jaffrey) 99.9% mussel, 0.01% water May 2009 10.12 lbs (week & thin. sad) Nov. 2012 11.81 lbs Nov. 2013 11.06 lb May 2014 10.25 lbs (I had been starved.) Nov. 2014 10.94 lbs Jan. 2015 11.94 lbs (gitting better) Dec. 2016 12.69 lbs (best) Nov. 2017 12.25 April 2019 11.79 lbs (gitting worst) 100% mussel Pome fram 2016 YOURN ARM Yourn arm had tried to Pick me up However I had felt "not lake that I'm not Boh" Yourn arm had cleened MINE eers wan they felt cleen And I had wanted to say I'm not Boh Yourn arm had bled Lake a river Fram no resson so we kuld Say It is lake Boh (tha river) Yourn arm had reeched out To pet MINE luck of tha Irish And we have felt Thair is love between us a...

Tha EMPOUROUR hasn't gotten no cloths and tha EMPOUROUR doesn't not need no cloths becawse he ken rool tha entire perk (it is RIVERSIDE PERK) in his handsum nachural state every date and at knight go home to bed forn pets with papa and hot patches. He ken smell and see far far aweigh in this grate perk bordered by tha hiweigh, tha mitey Husdon River and tha Riverside avenue. Tha millyuns he looks out at shell do all he says and give me treets everydate every hour. They shell drop pupcorn thru tha perk (it is riverside) so he ken follo a tressure hunt forn fun. Wan he says "grab tha ball and throw it." or: "you dag, play tag." all will do wot tha empourour had sed. All hale tha empourour Beckon tha THIRD .

Roppisch lake a street dag but contrasted w pink snugglebunny becawse I was a smol gentile giant. Prowd. So thin and waring wan fake sheepskin. Embarasst. MINE first trip back to Nu Joisy. Prowd. This had been MINE first stake and marteenee lanch. I discoverd I laved frys. Prowd. I feel a bit embarast and a bit prowd wan i see these fotos fram 11 yeers ago. Kennot you not beleeve I had been adopted over 11 yeers ago?! Mine lard how tha time flees.

I am gitting reddy to go buy wan vakashon home. Hadn't you not gotten a sunbelt home? Oh. I had thot everybady did. I kennot not decide which sunglasses to wair wan I'm poolside or floating on a steddy, secured pool float rapped in noodles and a lafe vest surrounded by treets and flohting pupkorn. I kennot weight. Thots? PS Git yourn soots reddy, bathing buutiees.

Papa turned MINE back to hern And swifter than an eegal She violated MINE boddy Sticking hern fingers into MINE annals She prased them, prased me But I'm not wan fool I ken see hern dubble nachure and mine keen eyes watch all trust shredded I felt lake i have gotten to pee And git out of this hellwhole But insted she presst and presst On MINE gud organs and strong mussels Right wan you felt lake it is finally over Wan other wimen came in with another They skweezed mine leg hard While papa trapped me and mine mather Kindly gave me sum peenut butter konch Tha blood draned fram mine stick leg While all laffed at tha torture I wimpered a bit fram pane But nobady wuldnt not stop Until they had gotten me draned completely I will never not go back I will never trust agin I will run away fram all And live in naychure wairever Nobady torchures, nobady forces. Forn now I will accept all treets and I will shake it off.

pleez git out of MINE frame! Mine lard. I have just gotten back fram a wurldwhind time in LA. You ken suffice it to say: I'm tried. Exhawstid. Tha best part? Tha foods such as meets, froots, cheez, liver and paté. Tha worsted? Flying crost countree, having Glen Closed step into MINE frame on tha carpet and everybady shouting "beckon, beckon look overn here!" Now I git to rest a bit.

This meens you are grate (lake cheez). Wan Ladee Yourn too strong legs Ken take you to every korner of Costcoo Wairever yourn sharp surgery eyes Look forn deels and gud foods to eet Except forn citrus witch isn't grate forn yourn Stomach or yourn medacashuns Yourn large hands ken git anything fram the pantry And chop it up into tha best foods with cheez I sit and weight lake a pashunt angle Mine legs short, tiny pas and clowded eyes Hoping I ken be yourn wallentime So we ken eet together lake kings. She is wan joke With a fine fingered touch She (it is ninjoke or ninjoey) ken nitt lake a machine With pockits filled with peeces She ken bye pupcorn AND ships AND everythang But be careful to git on hern gud side Or you will sit locked out of tha pupcorn palace Dreeming of salty cranches Than on wan dime she will turn And given you everythang Saying "I hadnt not known he (beckon 3stix) had wanted to eet." yeah, right. (sarkastix.) Come and be MINE Wallentime and together...