wan i was a jung man...

I had had this adoption foto and had worn a red lether collar. (We had all made fashon missteps wan junger.)

I had missed mine mam wan she had gone out forn an hour and chewed on hern chou.

I had grabben this empty milk carton fram tha recycling and burried it to lick out later becawse I had a tiny waste and felt starving lake a street urchin.

I cannot say I was smert lake I became becawse wan you are jung (think of Jaffrey) you have not gotten a good fully developed brane.