an "interesting" morning

At 5 am MINE mather kuldn't not sleep so she came to tha sofa wairever I was sleeping. Than she felt asleep. Grate. Than I got up and paced around a bit and stared off here and thair under her desk. I was thinking: "That was a strange dreem. I have never played with Zoey in tha cold Banff snew and run so fast that I landed on tha beech beside tha seewall."

Mine pacing woked mather and she kept asking: "Wot is wrong Batton? Do you have to go out?"

She kuldn't not tell so she jumped up and we went out into tha foggy dark morning. I laved it too much. She didn't.

"No. Buttan, we will not go to the perk. Do you not have wan urgent?"

Finally we went home. Mather felt vairy tired.

Now it is 9:30 and I have gone pacing under the desk agin. Kennot she tell I feel lake I kuld thrown up?

Comments

  1. Sometimes life is too confusing. Lucca's cats made me get up in the dark and I got a splinter in my foot. I had to operate by lamp lite on the bed. I hope I don't get ganggreen.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Don't not worry Plama. You ken put ointments on it. Mather discoverd MINE problem at brekfest time: Fother hadn't given me MINE dinner last evening. Mather went to get grocery 5 minutes befour mine dinner and had sed to HIM "Feed him now. (3 times) I am going to get groceries." Fother feels ashamed, tarrible and lake a monster. Mather had been vairy engry and shocked to see mine dinner sitting in mine glass container in tha fridge. Todate they gave me extra brekfast foods.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Eek and Oh my! No dinner! They broke the Prime Directive! No wondering!!!
    /\../\

    ReplyDelete
  4. No, Plama HE had broken the number one rule in lafe: Make sure that tha dag ken eet. Mather had not broken it. Thanks lard mather gave me lots of extra treets yesterdate by chance. You kennot imagine feeling lake a hangry young man and be muted to tell everybady. I wuld rather have catz wake me up than never eet dinner.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Lucca is with you, as to eating dinner never.

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

brithdate