I am going hear

For Canadian Thanksgivings mine families are meeting hear. Ninjo and Amo will fly. We will drive. Mather and Fother will make me a giant cloud bed in all of tha back seet with pillows and duvets. This holiday will be lake heaven becawse I can dig into sand I can eet Thanksgiving. We have rented a house. Everybady will pay their share and then I have got to pay MINE. I have been saving mine money peeces agin after spending all on Dr. Becker's Bites. I need $50 cdn four a pet cleaning fee becawse they say "Dags are dirty. They kennot cleen nothing never. We will make them pay until they don't not have enough four a new bag of becker bites. Let us punish innocent dags."

P.S. IN case everybady wonders: "How was Bottun's night?" It was tarrible. Beleeve me wan I tell you, eeting and chewing a bone is four mens only. Tha vet sed: "He is strong. Give him wan."

First I woke mather at 3 am who woke fother who has skool and work todate fram 9 am until 11 pm. Fother took me out for an "urgent" number two. I cried at the door while he put on his shorts and looked four his keys.

Than at 5:45 wan mather had finally felled asleep, I felt: "This is urgent." She put on her dress inside out. Then changed again. Than forgot to take out her mouth guard. Than put on mine harness. Deer Lard, it is a miracle I made it out the building. Now I feel vairy tired and exhausted. Mather sed "Don't worry mine lettle lamb. You poor deer." She sed to Fother: "I had told you be prepared for bone bum in tha middle of the knight." Mather is always write.