I'm a rebel and free-thanker

Yesterdate while mather went to connect-it-cut, I had lain on the grass with fother neer the hudson mighty river. We seem to enjoy mens time a grate deel. Mens time is wan you do nothing but eet and lie around. You do NOT cleen, buy groceries, shower, bathe or make foods. You do eet foods and enjoy lafe.

I had found wan perfect spot whan out of MINE eye corner i saw the perk's police who kuld lave to put me in jail. I had thought: "good luck noticing MINE slim profile, you fools." i felt prowed and relaxed. If anybody ranned over to arrest me, I had known papa wuld say "he was borned in canada. He kennot go to jail or get a ticket." However, i am a new yorker borned in new jersey thru and through. Pleez beleeve me no goverment ken tell me wot to do and wairever to go! Not in america!