Moonkey's Lafe

I ken hope you are sitting agin. This mourning papa-fother was leeving for skool he was running late agin. he didn't have NO kofi so he sed "Ken anybady give me peeces?" mather gave two single paper peeces. then she sed "I ken steel  HIS peeces he kennot stop nobady." She went to MINE tin can and took nein big peeces. I sat in MINE bet lake a fool. Everybady ken steel fram you when you are lettle. The good news: I went four an irly bird walk and saw toby and a ded body floating in the mightly Hudson. Mather tole the police she ken feel lake she is on tv in law&order. Also, don't NOT worry, I just had brekfest.

Pleeze sit down. you our in four a shock. you have herd: peeples ken be krewl to helpless animals. you have herd: they ken be meen and greedy. you have herd: i have been fourced into a tarrible both. well todate was trewly the crewlest. i was forced into a both. it was tarrible. however, that is only one part of mine horror show. I felt lake ded all date. I felt lake week. I felt lake tired. I felt lake not moving. I felt lake I don't want to do...NOTHING. why? you keep wondering. why, my deer lettle batton? that isn't NOT lake you wan bit. what happened to give you such low energie? I ken tell you. I had NOT gotten any brekfest. NONE. Mather went to yoga 10 minutes to brekfest and said "You. (fother) feed him (me, batton) his brekfast now becawse it is 10 minutes and he will be hangry." then she left. then i went four a walk. still no brekfest. mather camed home. still nothing. Then: mather took me for short walk and sed "why you so ded-lake and why you so lazy...

Yesterdate: I went to a BBQ in a dark backyard, Panky and Chewla were there. That Chewla really bothers me becawse she is so immature. I kennot keep saying "I don't lake to play with you. Pleese quit jamping onto my face." However, the grate news was: I got salmon, stake, corn, asparagus and zookeenee.

Remamaber I felt jeloss that he had wan job with menny peeces? NOw he nneds MINE peeces and kennot work. They have not paid him enough. http://www.westsiderag.com/2015/05/24/local-firehouse-raising-money-for-sick-fire-dog-yogi

Please be sure you have preepared for me: wan to three camfortable beds with duvets on: sofa, under amo bed, on ninjoke's bed and in MINE bedroom. Pleesed cleen tha patio becawse i lake sunning MINEself. Pleese buy: kefir, pampkin, meets, froots, liverwursts, yogurts, mather's strong milk and treets. pleese give me playtimes and pets and dates with crazy annie. pleese set up times for me to chase the bunnies and eet tha bunny poops. I had gone down for a nap todate I had felt drank on a margarena last night I had felt sobered & excited to see MINE frands Panky & chewla

I had went to south Riverside perk. You Ken see: nobady ken ketch me.Not even this palamino dag.

He looks lake a palomina . He is vairy cute.He is a pinto been dag. Not lake kidney been type lake me.

Ken they kidnap and lock tha trank? I hadn't not considered such crewlty. Yet mather laves to watch peeples on TV get locked up in tranks and killt. Had she thought to do this to me? I felt: trust. Ken you imagined?! I am two trusting.

Guesswhich wan i was in the cart and which wan back home enjoying MINE favrit kandian kefir fram kwebeck. Kennot you tell? I always git the "royal" treetment in the kart becawse it is unnatural for dags to travel by kart so i shuld be comfortable. it is natural four humans so they ken enjoy driving and sitting for long drives. I ken tell you, when you live in a home lake MINE, home is haven and tha best place in the wurld.

They have French poodles, fries and dag e is creme . I ate pootine.

I have gots to rest wan bit. I kennot blag when mather has the computer becawse she is bizzy. Mather has asked her mather (this is amo): "Kennot wan time you visit Ottawa and we will visit you? I must crosst tha border, I ken crosst and visit "ottawa". Mather must crosst in may and feels stresst. othrewise she ken come to kowbone and leeve me at home for 4 dates.

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Lest nite, wance I had settled in nicely, walked, eaten, playt, put mather on the cowch to watch tv, the phone yelled that ninjo wants ankle socks now. MINE entire home boomed with yelling. Have you fogotten how grate these are? I have tolden you. They are light, warm, won't NOT slip. Try them. You kuld lave them.