mine zoey

 Dear zoey diary, She can't never catch me! But now she isn't allowed to play tag and eat-the-soil becawse her mather-in-law got a ticket from the police. she has to stay on a tight, mean leash. In the good ole days, i would pritend she killt me and got me good. but she didn't. she used to come visit in my home, too. then she peed on the carpet. then she came visit again and ran inside and peed on the carpet. i shared my bed with her. fother said "no more zoey!" mather feels bad becawse zoey had to pee. my happiest days were to run on the feeld with zoey and to bite her neck in my home. we shared bed, water bowl, treats. we even had a bath together. we have many wanderfull memories or the best dates. i will invite her over when mather and fother are not home. i'm cooking a plan aboot how to open the big door.