Moonkey's Lafe

I love red colour beside green grass.

I lake to see what Mather bought.

Fother and i are so tired.

dear diary, i went to benff this past summer with amo, nanji, mather, fother andme. later we had eis cream at mckays. it's famos. i licked it off the sidewalk all nice and melty. i tried many flavoors. at benff i had catered lunch in the window bank. nanny karin didnt get to go. oh well. i enjoyed it. the end.

these are my frinds. zoey is rolling on dirty floor. i never do that! perri is crazy and has sharp teeth. i look like an asian ghost says, mather. mather was angrey we wouldnt all sit together for a treat. but we felt excite!

 Dear amo and neenja, this is what is fun! amo, don't be mad at my big mouth and teeth. i am just a lavely, fun boy who likes to play and pritend like a wild wolf who will killt zoey. she laves it. it's all pritend. we chase and feel so fun and excited. she bites me too with giant teeth and mouth. i feel tarribly proud how clean my teeth are, how masculine i am. i lave it all. mather says: "look how tiny and clean his upper teeth are." it's boring. don't look. the end.

Dear diary, everyone says jaffrey looks like me here. i miss my leetle brather. the end.

My leetle brather Jeffrey wants to visit nu york. he can't understand anything like how to ride on an airplane. i think he should stay in los wegas.

Deer Deary, this is me on a field near my house. it is mine feeld and zoey feeld. this is wear i lie around and pick up fleas. the and!

Dear diary, my fother gave me nice peenut batter this evening. What a wanderful treat! Then I felt drowsy. I heard Mather laughing and laughing until her voice faded and I heard her saying "He's all doped up from the benadryl you gave him. At least he isn't itching. He looks so funny. Hahahahah. " my lard they tricked me. Is it illegal?! I am so sleep p y ... Th

I ate rice puff, Vermont cheddar, livver, peanut budder, beef, treats, stayed warm and comfortable and listened to lavely classical music. They were cold and had shoes pinching their feet plus shampagne. I had a big night. They had to go to work. Oh well. I was relaxxed. The end.

Dear Lard! I love me Mather. The end.

our family bed  Dear peeples, here are a few of my favourites beds. i feel i am connoiseur due to enjoying a grate many naps. do you have any favourite beds? any favourite places to nap? my balcony in las wegas freestyle on my wegas balcony my wegas dryer (warm!) my travel bed my home bed in mine bedroom

Amo dear, take care of your feet and they will look lavely like mine. Loove, jardon

 Dear amo and ninja, pleese feel free to buy me carrits. i lave how crunchy and sweet these are. too bad i can't digest them so nicely. oh well. lave, moonkey

 Dear diaries, sometimes fother and me, we pretend i am bebe and he is my papa. it's just acting. some people get paid meellions of dollars for it and are very famus but we only do it for fun. it's not easy for all peeple but some peeple are quite talented naturally. it's just fun. i'm NOT a baby. we pritending when we were hiking. plus i was tired. The End!

 my fother and i napped on the old zofa.  we did yoga and meditation in the perk by the mighty hudson river.  i drove into the Rocket mountains with my nanny. I ate Geback my Amo made me.

 Dear  zoey diary, She can't never catch me! But now she isn't allowed to play tag and eat-the-soil becawse her mather-in-law got a ticket from the police. she has to stay on a tight, mean leash. In the good ole days, i would pritend she killt me and got me good. but she didn't. she used to come visit in my home, too. then she peed on the carpet. then she came visit again and ran inside and peed on the carpet. i shared my bed with her. fother said "no more zoey!" mather feels bad becawse zoey had to pee. my happiest days were to run on the feeld with zoey and to bite her neck in my home. we shared bed, water bowl, treats. we even had a bath together. we have many wanderfull memories or the best dates. i will invite her over when mather and fother are not home. i'm cooking a plan aboot how to open the big door.

DearDiary, I believe I fownd the right outfit for our party! I will try it on today. Mather and fother shop and shop and shop and go to the tailor. My figure is better so everything looks good on me. Everyone tells me over and over how good I look in everything. They are correct. It's true. Mather can't find shoes to put on her broad feet. fother has broad short legs. oh well. I found nice tuxeedo for our praty and i hope they have many foods and piece and quiet. THAT is how to make a good party! The End!

I am so tried.

  Dear Diary, The first pichur is when i was in palm springs, colifronia. i felt good. the whether was wanderful and i relaxed. the second one is now. i look mizerable and cold becwse i am mizerable and cold. i hate winter except in colifronia. the end.

Dear Diary, I miss this pipe bone. I enjoyed this when I visited Atlanta. I wander wear I can get another one to chew on for hours and hours. I look like real big boy in my armchair enjoying myself like a real big boy.

Dear Diary, Thas is my lavely girfriend. Her name is zoey and we are in lave so much! Her fur has so many colours it's hard to imagine. it is like a brown-black-beige rainbow on earth. Plus she can never catch me. Plus she will eat soil in the park if I tell her. She's MINE! The End!

Deary Diar, This is my lettle brather Jeffrey. Sometimes he bothers me because he doesn't understand lafe. I left him in Vegas. Tha End!

Dear diary, I wait pashuntly for my mather while she goes shopping. see her walking toward me? I don't. But still I sit on guard all by mine self! The End!

 Mather Deer, When i go into this liitle toybox which is my cubbywhole, pleese do knot bother me and try to make me go into the cold out of doors to use the facilities. i deserve to have privacy in my lafe becawse i am a young man who is independant and has many ideas of mine own aboot how to enjoy my lafe and when to go to the toilet. i do not apprechiate being told when to go to the toilet and when to go out. sometimes i feel very cold and enjoy relaxing at home. pleeze leave me alone when i wish to stay AT MINE HOME! THA END!!

DeAr Diary, I can run very fest. See me like a blur. Nobody can cetch me even if they are big. I am the festest EVER! Run, Moonkey, run! I lave to have ZOey chase me. She can NEVER cetch me. THE End.