Moonkey's Lafe

It is raning agin. I kennot not stand tha rain ginst mine windo-pain. Lard, give me tha strength to git threw this lockdown with mine marbles still intact. Pap keeps yelling into tha fone. Mam keeps running tha noisy water and washing and washing and washing. I never git alone time to enjoy a peenut butter cup nor wan find-tha-becker-bites. I didn't not know I was wan introvert until this pandemic.

This weekend has been a grate 12 gotchaversary since I had gotcha-ed mine nu home with mam and pap. I remamber it lake yesterdate: tha long trane ride with Marge and hern sister, tha inneresting wok up wairever had become mine nu block in nu york city, tha gratest city on tha urth. Marge had cried, I had felt: confused, abandoned, rejected, ascaired, lonely, engry, sad, mad, excited. These strangers had sed "he is big. lets git him a parka with a hood to bother hisn eers. let's speek spanish to him to confuse him more." They had setted me on tha sheepskin fram nova scotia (witch later i had made a nice snack fram) and then taken me to Pet Central witch is tha gratest pet store you ken find. However, on that date, foni had sized me for mine yello jacket and then mam and pap took me to riverside. that knight yaya and nana met me on tha street and we walked around mine nu neighbourhood a bit. You wuld think lafe was grate fram that date on but pap foolishly and c...

Beckon, whom is a peecefull, nonpolluting naychur-laver. I herd I herd wan cardinal tweeting hern song Fram three bloks aweigh Whilst leeves did russell in tha wind Thairn krakling sound was cleer I herd wan man tokking on tha fone acrosst that street saying I lave you stay helthy whilst hisn fone frend laffed and sed yes i will you too mine frand I herd the sound of ourn son shining Bright rays hitting on tha sidewok Whilst wan rat digged wan Nest to welcome menny nu babies to this whirled I herd tha whirled is kwiet now No planes nor no trucks Whilst wild animals ken be herd Letting out wan sigh of releef and joy. Tha End

Tha trooth is. I misst him. Has anybady herd fram him? Maybe he is hospital support? Maybe he is kwaranteened? I wisht I hadn't not been meen. He is a gud dag. A gud brather. You ken see tha strong frandship betweent us. Whanever you git menny hours without frands, you realize "jaffrey is gud. I lake him. I love him. He was funny and cute fuzzedball."

Hown aren you keeping, mine deer Amo-ladee? It seems we have all bin locked up all over tha whirled wairever. My, my, my. I had never not seen wan 100 year global pandemic never in MINE lafe. Kennot you not beleeve it? Nowadates, I never git to go to any store. I used to lave going into mine drag store wairever I kuld go down tha pet food isle, tha snax isle and feel lake a bit normal. I haven't not seen Nana (fiona), Yaya (lila) no Tawnyah nor nobady. I hadn't not gotten over to Kanada forn to see MINE: amo, ninjoke, vancouver house nothing, nobady. Mam sometimes shouts acrosst tha street to peeples "hi". than we git moving. Todate was wanderfull becawse it was sonny and we went to central perk (MINE second perk) wairever you kult see flours and green but most importantly wairever I had eeten soil, wan hard nutshell and wan cheezee. On tha weight home, I had found a townhaus whitch I ken consider to move into wanever tha market drops. I wulk lake to have ...

Everybady is asking why had germany gotten not too menny deths. Well you ken ask him (me, beckon) whom had lived thair in germany menny menny yeers and whom ken understand lafe and how it works. In Germany tha dags ken go to restaurants and dining cars in tha trane witch makes everybady feel grate and helthee. Thairfour, they dont not die so much. Forn example, you ken see above. It is tha travelin' maus, beckon, whom had foods wairever every date.

Git menny bags of yourn favrit stella bags in tha dry form. Git menny pampkins. put them on tha living room shelf wairever they make you drewl. Git a nu bag of stella turkey treets wairever mam hasnt gotten to put hern hands in tha treet bowl at pet central. git a bite of wan treet every date. i hope! find wan sonspot to relax in so you kennot not git stressed. relax! drink water becawse you aren baking in tha son. drink another water. wanever you git home, wash yourn pas menny times. wairever you see peeple coming, cross tha street or walk into the street. if you see wan dag whom ketches yourn interest, you ken say hi. do not go neer tha hoomans. tha hoomans haven't not gotten no treets never. have wan long wok each date to git yourn mussels strong. watch tv such as "ladee and wan tramp". sit on wan hotpatch daily. fry yourn bum a bit. do the same thing every date.