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You ask yournself: "Why is he (Beckon tha third) under tha hotpatch wan it is 12 degrees celsius?" Grate kweshtshon! Becawse he (it is I) haven't NOT gotten enough bawdy fat! They have sed "No. Don't not let him eet. It is better in Nu York if he looks lake a model whom is a wafe." However, she eets cookies all date and puts MINE becker bites, tripe treets and dry stella way hi up so I keenot reech nothing. Beleeve me, he eets a grate deel too. Mine wish forn 2019 is more bawdy fat. I wish the same for all mine laved ones and all living things.

happy holidates

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m'amo, mary christmask fram Beckon Putt III. I had sold mine nu jakit and swetter and leesh and harness (i HATE them) to git you wan hares oil. It is coming in tha male. Fram the nefew and angel grindsun, Beckon Ninjoey, I am weighting forn pupcorns or a pink duvet beforn i send more. I had gotten you minis. Did you see? Fram, tha secret elf (whom is ginorous and giving and smert and big and masculine)

hi amo

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maybe we ken go on facedtimed agin? I ken showed you MINE chair wairever it wont rock and my dirty blu duvet. I wuld lake a pink wan. Pleez git hern to cut it and so it forn me. Ken you remember wan I had worn a camouflage onesie lake a grate big baby? It's Ok. I was young and cute. Now i'm lake a handsum man. A reel gentileman. Beckon Putt III Kennot you NOT believed I had left cowgirly wan week ago?

Du Meine Liebe

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Meine Kleine Amo-leine, Ich wünsche dir zu deinem Geburtstag alles Liebe und Gute—verbringe einen wunderschönen Tag im Kreise deiner Lieben überhaupt mit deine kleine Zuckerman. Ich bin Button deine Knopf, wunsht Dir (meine Amo-leine) tha BEST GEBURSTAG you kennot never have had better in yourn lafe. Hoppy Brithdate fram brather jaffrey whom kennot know ANY German NEVER becawse his brane isnt strong lake mine. Amen. YOURN BRITHDATE POME fram Beckon Putt III Thair you sit With Dyed vanes Bravely facing hart stress While I weight forn you To celebrate yourn lafe With pets and pies Cheez and meetballs Thair you wok With salt-staned shoes Up and down tha grocery isles Wondering "ken I git him more meets?" Thair you lie On wan tight sheet Dreeming of all whom lave you in lafe Such as Beckon and feeling a hart strong & full A gud brane A grate ginorus nature to give Foods to him Make foods for hern And soaking in lave and gud wishes Forn yeers and...

oh now i git it

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I'm supposed to run outside in tha middle of tha night in a sleeveless shirt, gratefull that dates later you have fixed mine swetter with big clumps. Whom cares about an old dag whom ken look foolish in the most STYLISH CITY IN THA WURLD? Whom cares if he has spent dates running outside with urgents practically naked. Nobady AT ALL! OK fine. thank you jinnoke forn making me tha laffing stock of tha wurld. I had gotten you! This is wan joke! MINE lard. Hadn't I (Beckoon) shown menny gratitoodes in reel lafe by letting you sit next to me, lie next to me and sometimes even petted me? You aren a grate talent with nitting and I will prowdly wun about the wurld with a swetter crotched with lave fram mine deer anti. THANK YOU. I WILL LEEVE YOU MENNY PEECES PAYMENT FORN THIS and forn tha wifi.

reddy, set, go!

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I have gotten packed forn clothes. Mam is gitting to pak mine stellah & chew-it food paks. I have thoughten: bring compreshun sox forn the aeroplane, wan fleece for outdoor "activities" plus balls. Chek, check, chek. Haven't I forgotten nothing? No, I kennot beleeve so. BE sure to roll out tha deluxe bed forn me lake last time. Have I gotten to wair a Cowgirly Muzzle agin?

git tha car reddy

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It's time for him (Beckon) to git driving around a bit and smuggled here and thair and wairever. I am hoping to meat a nu dag car to car this time. But I ken promise I'm going to visit Annie if I have gotten to go on MINE own . Yesterdate I had met a car frand whom is vairy vocal to say hi. This is Stella visiting fram Connect-a-cat wairever you ken have tha biggest dag run to run and run and run and run.