Moonkey's Lafe

She is a lavely lettle ladee on the Upper West Side whom is turning 13. She has gotten wan grate wardrobe, an even better attitude and a whopping large amount of "wisdom". Mam met hern todate and came home with this foto. Mam thinks it kuld be a lave match. Mam is "wise".

Kennot you not feel lake it is time forn: frozen gogurt!? burning yourn nose!? ranning on tha beech!? I ken prey I will git wan gogurt soon. The pre-summer has been tarrible. So far, I have been giving Panks mine bed but never gitting wan kiss fram her. I have been weighting at home forn mam forn dates. Weighting forn papa forn hours. I have not seen wan single tick, haven't seen wan single firedfly. I have not seen wan beech. I have not seen Zoey forn almost wan yeer. Mine lard I'm bored. I checked forn mine peeces and tha bucket was empty. It seems somebady had taken it forn a pedicure. Ken we hope forn a gud summer? This foto is fram happier times when I had gotten menny gogurts.

A lettle brid told me that you had gotten a BIG brithdate todate! Happy Brithdate, lettle lady. I had also "herd" you lave bottle caps and brithdate cards. Well as you ken imagine, el citron is here to have given you both! You may have "herd" mam say "mumble mumble pack forn Clagary...mumble mumble." So I ken tell you I am heding yourn way. I have gotten a bag packed under tha sofa and have put out tha werd to Annee "here I come!" Wot a surprised it will be wan Mr. Button Benjamin Peck shows up forn some fun times on tha back lane. Git yourn liverwurst and beckers bites reddy, everybady! Pome A flash or gold and white Lake an angel fram on hi Bright and shiny lake Two black buttons of fine kwality Eyes shimmering with depths unknown A hart so tender and strong You kuld watch it melt and/or grow A spirit so lite and fun It kuld always make you laff It is I, Tubbon, here to wisht yourn date to be grate. Happy Brithdate!