Moonkey's Lafe

You ask yournself: "Why is he (Beckon tha third) under tha hotpatch wan it is 12 degrees celsius?" Grate kweshtshon! Becawse he (it is I) haven't NOT gotten enough bawdy fat! They have sed "No. Don't not let him eet. It is better in Nu York if he looks lake a model whom is a wafe." However, she eets cookies all date and puts MINE becker bites, tripe treets and dry stella way hi up so I keenot reech nothing. Beleeve me, he eets a grate deel too. Mine wish forn 2019 is more bawdy fat. I wish the same for all mine laved ones and all living things.

m'amo, mary christmask fram Beckon Putt III. I had sold mine nu jakit and swetter and leesh and harness (i HATE them) to git you wan hares oil. It is coming in tha male. Fram the nefew and angel grindsun, Beckon Ninjoey, I am weighting forn pupcorns or a pink duvet beforn i send more. I had gotten you minis. Did you see? Fram, tha secret elf (whom is ginorous and giving and smert and big and masculine)

maybe we ken go on facedtimed agin? I ken showed you MINE chair wairever it wont rock and my dirty blu duvet. I wuld lake a pink wan. Pleez git hern to cut it and so it forn me. Ken you remember wan I had worn a camouflage onesie lake a grate big baby? It's Ok. I was young and cute. Now i'm lake a handsum man. A reel gentileman. Beckon Putt III Kennot you NOT believed I had left cowgirly wan week ago?

Meine Kleine Amo-leine, Ich wünsche dir zu deinem Geburtstag alles Liebe und Gute—verbringe einen wunderschönen Tag im Kreise deiner Lieben überhaupt mit deine kleine Zuckerman. Ich bin Button deine Knopf, wunsht Dir (meine Amo-leine) tha BEST GEBURSTAG you kennot never have had better in yourn lafe. Hoppy Brithdate fram brather jaffrey whom kennot know ANY German NEVER becawse his brane isnt strong lake mine. Amen. YOURN BRITHDATE POME fram Beckon Putt III Thair you sit With Dyed vanes Bravely facing hart stress While I weight forn you To celebrate yourn lafe With pets and pies Cheez and meetballs Thair you wok With salt-staned shoes Up and down tha grocery isles Wondering "ken I git him more meets?" Thair you lie On wan tight sheet Dreeming of all whom lave you in lafe Such as Beckon and feeling a hart strong & full A gud brane A grate ginorus nature to give Foods to him Make foods for hern And soaking in lave and gud wishes Forn yeers and...

I'm supposed to run outside in tha middle of tha night in a sleeveless shirt, gratefull that dates later you have fixed mine swetter with big clumps. Whom cares about an old dag whom ken look foolish in the most STYLISH CITY IN THA WURLD? Whom cares if he has spent dates running outside with urgents practically naked. Nobady AT ALL! OK fine. thank you jinnoke forn making me tha laffing stock of tha wurld. I had gotten you! This is wan joke! MINE lard. Hadn't I (Beckoon) shown menny gratitoodes in reel lafe by letting you sit next to me, lie next to me and sometimes even petted me? You aren a grate talent with nitting and I will prowdly wun about the wurld with a swetter crotched with lave fram mine deer anti. THANK YOU. I WILL LEEVE YOU MENNY PEECES PAYMENT FORN THIS and forn tha wifi.

I have gotten packed forn clothes. Mam is gitting to pak mine stellah & chew-it food paks. I have thoughten: bring compreshun sox forn the aeroplane, wan fleece for outdoor "activities" plus balls. Chek, check, chek. Haven't I forgotten nothing? No, I kennot beleeve so. BE sure to roll out tha deluxe bed forn me lake last time. Have I gotten to wair a Cowgirly Muzzle agin?

It's time for him (Beckon) to git driving around a bit and smuggled here and thair and wairever. I am hoping to meat a nu dag car to car this time. But I ken promise I'm going to visit Annie if I have gotten to go on MINE own . Yesterdate I had met a car frand whom is vairy vocal to say hi. This is Stella visiting fram Connect-a-cat wairever you ken have tha biggest dag run to run and run and run and run.

TWO bad you kennot not see MINE face and identity. This is tha view fram MINE NU haus! Beckon Putt P.O. Box 1 NEW YORK CITY (tha gratest in tha wurld) USA (tha gratest in tha wurld) Deer Frands, Mine name is Beckon Putt.  In September 2017 MINE car was reposessed and tha bill collectors were hounding me like you couldn’t not beleeve. I had been laid off and MINE unemployment checks had run out. Tha only escape I had fram tha pressure of failure was MINE computer and MINE internets. I longed to turn MINE advocation of eeting and relaxing into MINE vocation. This January 2018 MINE family and I went on wan ten date cruise to tha tropics. I bought wan Lincoln Town Car for CASH in Febuary 2018. Then I had gone to tha Azores and tha County. I am currently building wan home on tha West Coast of Florida, with wan private pool, boat slip, and wan beautiful view of tha oshun fram MINE breakfast room table and patio. I will never have to work again. Todate I am rich!!!  I have ear...

You are NOT thinking hern becawse she kennot git wan. You aren't not thinking of pepe becawse he has gotten wan alredy. Hadn't you not guest HIM (I, Buttoon)?! You are 'rect! I am helping big mens move coke machines and filling them in tha blazing sun. It's OK. We mens ken drink to cool ourselves. Don't NOT worry. P.S. Don't NOT be surprised if mam keeps an eye out becawse she is vairy clingy to me.

Well ladees it has happened. Mam had helped me roll MINE peeces. It had been $1,000!  I went out and had finally boughten mineself a latex mattress. At first I didn't not even want to unpack it fram tha speshul canvas bag whom I ken use for travel. It ken expand with wan zipper or not. I haven't NOT NEVER EVER felt lake a comfortable mattress of tha finest latex forn sleep and nap and rest. Mine lard. Most kennot NOT afford it such as mam and pepe. They have gotten to lern: save yourn peeces and roll them. Then maybe wan date they ken git wan.gud luck gitting me off MINE latex mattress. No! You kennot test it or rest yourn hed. Save yourn peeces!

Sum dates you have gotten to git out of town and feel tha sand on YOURN toes. Tha salted air ken klear yourn snout and yourn thots. After that you have gotten to go to a taco shack neer tha beech and have frash coconut water and flesh. MINE lard that was gud. It had broughten me right back to MEKSICKO. Then you have gotten to pant forn 18 hours strait. Then you have gotten to listen to mam talk aboot the mystery rash on hern nees, the bump on hern foot fram almost dropped tha steak in the ground to make tubbon (it is I) a shade tent. Then you have gotten to drive forn another 45 minutes to git gas. Then you have gotten to wok to tha bus, take tha bus at rushed hour forn 4o minutes so you ken git to tha subweigh. Then you ken wok the 3 blocks to yourn home and collapse. That is how you do BEECH date!!!!!!!!!

This is MINE brather fram another mather. You all know him as a rascal whom is callt "Kamper". He is famus forn his shenanigans, his antics, his feerce independance and his nutrishus poops which kuld keep you kwite regular. Unlake mine biological brather, whom is jaffrey, Campert had gotten a fully formed brane and always understood that lafe is aboot gud foods as well as chewing things.Yesterdate, Kampah suddenly went to haven. Everybady feels sad and empty. Mam has sed his tiny spirit is hovering over his home to git an eye out forn treets in tha fridge such as blueberries, dried apple and banana chips. He has gotten his angel wings and will be hedding over to see his mam and grindparents in MelBUN. That is a grate place forn buns wairever he ken git: Exotic froots, grass, backyard, warm haus and his mam.

amo, i have gotten big feelings aboot mam and pappa and liverwurst and stake. I have gotten dreems aboot running vairy fast and nobady kennot NOT ketch him (me). ninjoke, I have gotten hopes that nobady will call me names such as "he's an asshole" wanever I try to play at "chase tha cat" vairy fast. Then I will dreem of running fast and hope that I ken ketch tha kat then laff becawse wance you have won, you ken let that kat go. Tha END. PS I kennot NOT brag now becawse I have gotten herbstmüdigkeit plus sore rist and pa. (see how I hold it lake sore?)

Wot a pity you have gotten to hate those amongst us whom are. Pity you kennot not brag about nothing.

Haven't you not never been made into a silver charmed? Tis wan pity wan you aren't on jewery. I am on several peeces, needless to say.

Wot had I have done with MINE lafe? Had I been too meen to poor Jaffrey? Hadn't I not shouldn't not have childrens? Wot is tha meening? Wairever is MINE pink lammy who had been MINE first stuffed in nu york? Will tha Yanqui take it all? Why had mam sed "Don't not call him 'good boy'?" Wairever is Los Wegas gone to? Wairever has Zoey moved to? Kennot I not git some stake? Have I gotten wan pot belly? I hope so. Mine lard. IS this all thair is?

dear thair is wan dear whom romes in riverside perk gentile lake a summer breeze calm as a pashunt preest thair is a dear eeting wavy grasses whom man has planted then treeted with roundup thair is THA dear enjoying wot is left of wan grate wurld formerly cleen & fresh thair he is tha dear lake a lamb however it is buttoon it is I living off tha land... SURPRISE!

Kennot you not wuld not wuldn't (as wan famus askhole wuld say) enjoy summern! Be sure to: go out irly and ware wan hat! You ken look grate (lake i do) and keep tha son screened off yourn face. See you poolside! I have gotten to keep moving becawse tha irly dag gits tha fresh grass.

I had had an exhawsted date fram making sure panks didnt not scratch hern mouf. It is time to cut loose, footloose and enjoy tha summer. Time forn some Are & Are! I am thinking to go back to lo tide beech wairever you ken run around in dirts in Spanesh Beech.

It wuld apeer Amo and ninjoke had asked papa to let me pick out MINE brithdate gift in Canada. Much to mine surprise I had picked out this canadian rooster/chicken hybrid which ken skweek. I had grate fun with it and wuld lake to say "thanks forn tha brithdate gift." fram el citron P.S. Tha americun bird is much stronger, bigger, ken kill and eet moren animals and is powerful. It is NOT lake tha canadian ricken hybrid, it is grate, it is american, it is wan EEGLE!!!!!!!! And don't not never sleep next to it. mine lard, no.

Well, well, well, it wuld seem I have gotten wan brithdate mineself! Kennot you imagine I, whom look and act lake a yung whippersnapper, has gotten to be wan yeer older? The wishes have been pouring in and I mineself have been bizzy gitting redy to go forn wan County salad with strawedberries, cheez and fresh lettuce. I am excited to see if I can go to tha pet store in Picktown and git myself anything I wish, such as Black Cheddar, bom, calf lungs, dried intestings of an elk, cow legs, pigs eers, wild buffalo liver and so on. wot a date! I feel lake in prison becawse we had gotten a steemy LOW of 29. MINE lard. I had best go our and do MINE brithdate bizness befourn I melt. 1. Fiona See, [01.07.18 03:33] Happy Canada Day, bro 🇨🇦, ❤️🇦🇺 Fiona See, [01.07.18 03:35] And happy birthday to Button! 🎁🎈🧀🥩🥓🥚🍗 2.  FRAM MAM: Happy Birthday, angel of my heart! Wishing you a year and a long life of wonderfully great health and happiness. Today we're going to Pet Central to get you ...

She is a lavely lettle ladee on the Upper West Side whom is turning 13. She has gotten wan grate wardrobe, an even better attitude and a whopping large amount of "wisdom". Mam met hern todate and came home with this foto. Mam thinks it kuld be a lave match. Mam is "wise".

Kennot you not feel lake it is time forn: frozen gogurt!? burning yourn nose!? ranning on tha beech!? I ken prey I will git wan gogurt soon. The pre-summer has been tarrible. So far, I have been giving Panks mine bed but never gitting wan kiss fram her. I have been weighting at home forn mam forn dates. Weighting forn papa forn hours. I have not seen wan single tick, haven't seen wan single firedfly. I have not seen wan beech. I have not seen Zoey forn almost wan yeer. Mine lard I'm bored. I checked forn mine peeces and tha bucket was empty. It seems somebady had taken it forn a pedicure. Ken we hope forn a gud summer? This foto is fram happier times when I had gotten menny gogurts.

A lettle brid told me that you had gotten a BIG brithdate todate! Happy Brithdate, lettle lady. I had also "herd" you lave bottle caps and brithdate cards. Well as you ken imagine, el citron is here to have given you both! You may have "herd" mam say "mumble mumble pack forn Clagary...mumble mumble." So I ken tell you I am heding yourn way. I have gotten a bag packed under tha sofa and have put out tha werd to Annee "here I come!" Wot a surprised it will be wan Mr. Button Benjamin Peck shows up forn some fun times on tha back lane. Git yourn liverwurst and beckers bites reddy, everybady! Pome A flash or gold and white Lake an angel fram on hi Bright and shiny lake Two black buttons of fine kwality Eyes shimmering with depths unknown A hart so tender and strong You kuld watch it melt and/or grow A spirit so lite and fun It kuld always make you laff It is I, Tubbon, here to wisht yourn date to be grate. Happy Brithdate!

I had had companies menny times becawse I am poplar. I had had MINE bed stolen becawse I am "kind" and a good host. However, I had also felt fed up and thot, "I am taking Neo's soft bett becawse he kennot not fight back and hasn't gotten tha best understanding of lafe becawse he is only four yearns old." You have gotten to wander if his brane is fully formed yet. He eets apple slices forn a palate clense (all dags know it is chicken, becker bite, watermelon, or cheez which ken cleanse yourn palate) and he sleeps with MINE Fother (all dags know to be growned up unless traveling and sleep in yourn own bett lake El Citron). P.S. Hoppy Grindmather's Date to MINE AMO. AMO, hadn't you not gotten wan card fram that male? Panks always takes MINE bed. Oh well. Neo and I had shared. However, wan word "big paws". I had felt exhawsted fram nonstop company. You ken re-charge on this pad.

Co'rrect. I have gone menny times. Can't you not prove wairever you've gone? I have been to the heights of tha rockee mountains, to the depth of tha boot of sicily. I have travelled Eurip like an old fashioned reel gentileman fram praque to paris. I have climbed machu pichu with the llamas and dined on guacamole on the beech with tha mexicans. I have staired at tha grand canyon and laffed at lake ontario. I have digged sand in tha dessert and snowshoed in lake louise. Mine frands, haven't you not?

In tha capital of everything grate wairever Nottub lives, thair are nu fashons every date. Guess whom keeps up with them? Co'rrect. It is I Nottub. Nowadates we are wairing 3 and 1. Try it. You might lake it.

Connie had looked over while Mam had me in hern arms and sed "Mine lard isn't he handsum. I shall do a portrait of tha gentileman. Pleez send me a foto." Mam did it and heer you ken see tha results. Does it not capture mine dignity, MINE trooth? Possibly.