Moonkey's Lafe

mairy christmas!

dreeming of cheese I think a certain somebady ken expect to git grate presents forn being vairy nice. That is me (I, Tubbon) whom has been grate all yeer as ken be expected. shopping I have dreems of: sugarplums, liver, becker bites, cheese, breds, meets, cawliflower, chicken lungs. and yes, i have done mine shopping. havent you? gud and nice dreeming hangry forn liver

Yourn favrit dag in tha wurld wuld lake to wisht you a grate date and yeer. Heer he is! Wan not smert young dag whom understand NOTHING but whom you lave too much! It is Jaffrey I, whom is brainy and kind and smert and ken understand tha ups and downs of lafe and EVERYTHING, wisht you a Hoppy Birthdate and send you lave and kisses and I will see you at the cider house wairever I saved you a chair and wuld lake to buy you a salad to share with a good amount of dressing and peekans, mine amo ladee! Also, see you on tha sandee beech! xo xo xo xo xo xo ...(this meens menny kisses, hugs and lave)

Haven't you not considered wan bed wairever you ken have steps leading up forn small individuals whom kennot jump onto highly high mattress whom are 24 inches deep?

...in mine lafe heard any such thing as wot had happened to me. I had gotten a sweetcase packed up with peeces, foods, swetters, I had made sure to git a few summer outfits becawse i typically tend to go to califronia forn a hike, a beech, a framer's market to warm mine bones beforn winter settles into me. Well, deer ladees, I had unfortunately eeten a touch of a wasp or such and taken too menny benadrills and gotten a touch of a stomach bug and mam sed: "we must punish him. NO holidate for that wan. He is staying home." "oh. he had gotten plan to bring amo some peeces? he had decided to share some liverwurst with her? too bad. we will ban him fram travel." well, mine frands. heer I am walking coco every date, forced into a chrismask situation i am not feeling wan bit. let us hope mine lafe improves soon.

I had been told "No more blag. Git outside and hike and play and run. I had not had no laptop taken away. I had not been 'punished'. Everybady ken tell I am a gud dag." Mine darling Amo and not-ninjoke, I had misst you. Ken you remamber sunny dates beside tha pool? Blue skies in tha vineyard as we had eeten cheeses and lettuces? Kwyit nights wairever all you ken heer is a bird and a frog and a cricket? Wot a time. Well, lavely ladies and mine frand Lucca, I have gone to tha beech, tha hike and tha restaurants. P.S. I am going to buy mine family a house wairever we ken live lake kings and have birds and frogs and snew every night. I have saved too menny peeces. "playing" abusedt beech me and mam beech beech abuse on a hike mam and me and blanket panks also art fram aiweiwei plus im in tha sling more arts fram ai weiwei pleez dont not cleent mine eers. pleez back off. (polite)

Forn tha past week, Pinkee has been visiting all date daily while hern mam goes to werk. Wot a deeelight! (However, she kennot never replace mine first gurlfrand, mine lave, mine zoey whom I misst every date furever.) Panks is vairy beeutiful but she vairy often doesn't lake me to cuddle, play or lie down neer hern. I let her take mine bed every date all date but she won't properly fall in lave with me 100%). Yesterdate, mam put me in tha both. Tarrible. Painkee kuld smell mine stress so she came to watch me in tha both! This is vairy embarrassing. Kennot you even imagine? Later mam sed I beleeve Pinkee was checking to make sure you are not being abused or you will not drown. 

indoor winter playdate tha face of an angel we'd had a tarrible both together she'd had surgery and was supposed to recover Zoey Whom is tha light fram mine lafe An Angel fram the fifth flor An Devil whom wuld play lake a maniak She is tha hart of mine lafe Mine first favrit dag Mine last favrit lave Deerest Zoey I will see you on tha rainbowed bridge You are a gud dag Rest In Peece

Todate has gotten to be tarrible. I had gotten wan both and Zoey had gotten to go to tha vet forn a gallbladder removal. I wisht I kuld see hern. I misst hern. It is hot outside but wan you have gotten a bowth, you need tha hotpatch, tha sheet underneath yourn tummy and all tha pillos and cushons rearranged to yourn liking expecially after papa rubbed yourn spine too hard. Lard, wot a date.

Mam felt tarrible forn him for barfing but jalous he had gotten a new car. I have gotten a bike but no car. However I ken take tha subway any date and tha bus. Haven't you not met Chula? Her legs have turned into fancy pants in tha past yeer.

I had gotten the good wishes, Plama and now feel grate agin. Thanks you. p.s. I hope you and Lucca ken keep cool lake a cucumber. Tubbon tha blogger dogger

It had been the best of time, it had been the worst of times. I had been picked up in a car by Panky and Tanya. This is a rare thing. I had broughten Nana and Mama and Papa.. I had not felt lake throwing up. I had satten in  Socrates Sculture Garden in Kweens. Then I had gone forn Meksikan. Mama had broughten a harboilt egg forn me in case we were late forn dinner. They had decided: "Forn wan date in his lafe we will give him (me) three skware meels." (Normally I have only gotten brunch and dinner. Yesterdate I ate MINE egg at 2 pm so I wuldnt bother meksikan late brunch nor feel hangry. When I had gotten home I had gotten dinner, too! Wot a date. However, tha trouble started at 5:30 am with a vairy large urgent. Than agin at 9:30 with fresh blood in a tiny urgent. Nobady ken figure out why. I felt hangry agin and have eeten mine brekfest. I am looking forward to dinner. The foto is fram tha socrates perk wairever I had satten with Pankee and not known the delights and hor...

This is mine frand Campert whom is on holidates fram everything, too. Had you never not herd I had been an Uber driver wan I was younger? It is troo. Mind lard don't bother doing that job becawse peeple ken be too bossy. Irregardless, I have been asked to come out of summer retirement to cleer up some grate misunderstandings. She had felt she had to eet all the snacks so I wuldn't not feel tortured knowing they were thair. She had felt it is better forn his helth (mine). She hadn't not watched movies. She had only kwikly eeten snacks to save mine wasteline and helth and than come back to be with me whom she laves. Thairfour, we kuld nest together brething as wan as frands. Enjoy yourn summers. Give mine regards to Amo, Plama and Laccu. PS Don't not look at the son directly wan you've gotten wan eclipse.

You had locked me fram any foods You had preferred TV over me Then we had nested together wan night And felt tha wurld stopped As we lay still In tha night lake gud frands

We had stood in tha breeze By tha river In Bownest And felt "that air feels grate in ourn hares" "tha river is grate to look at" We had felt lake one mind, one hart.

UPDATE: HIS NAME IS BARE AND HE IS BACK ON THA RANCH. HIS PEEPLES WENT LOOKING AND THE FISHERS GAVE HIM BACK. I WULD LAKE MINE LEESH PLEESE. Todate I had gone to Kananaskis NOT Banff. Then MINE ant had sed "Thair is wan dag running onto tha road. Let's git him." We had stopped and given him wan fram mine stella & chewy and putten mine leesh on him. Then we had putten him in tha car. He is so grate big that mam had to walk. No room in tha car. We drove to tha nearest ranch and asked if he is escaped fram thair. No. He hadn't not. Tha man sed "I would lake that dag but tomorrow I am going back to Meksiko wairever I live. I lake that dag." Then we had asked a couple whom were fishing if they had lost wan dag. This dag had been: frendly, happy, calm but had not enjoyed running on the highway. We had thot "We ken find a vet maybe but we were in tha mountains." The fisher couple sed "He is not ours but we will take care of him. We will fin...

Mam sed I should be called "Comey" now. Camper will be called "James". Tha End!

fram me, i Buttoon. Deerly Lady Juneen, I ken wisht you a grate date, a grate month and...have a grate lafe. Here is summer brithdate pome: Wan June Date Lake a soft fethery touch reeching out Fram a hot angel in tha sun You are chosened to be a hot June Babby Lake a warm hand Holding tight to menny peeces squeezing yourn boddy You feel hugged by a June sun Lake a beem of sun Baking me out back of yourn home You are basking in yourn glory of yourn speshul date. Lave, Buuton

Mam keeps playing with hern photo app.