Moonkey's Lafe

I miss this carpette menny times.

I am putting together wot I shuld bring on MINE trip. I am going to: El Lay four mine irly brithdate and to watch tha Oscars. Then I am going to Plam Springs to sit beside tha pool, hike in tha sand, eet bones, get some vitamin dee and listen to hummingbirds. Wan yeer i had watched the oscars in a hotel in Cramel-by-tha-see with peeples who wore tucks and long dresses. They had presented mine food bowl at mine table with a napkin. Shuld I wair this in Plam Springs? Will I run into this lettle fool 'o fluff? Will I git nice dark freckles fram the son? Do I need new songlasses? Will this hat protect MINE face? Does it look lake good?

Thair are nights wan you get tha best pets and massages, wan you ken feel the warmth of tha radiator but not too much fram tha heetpatch. As your mather gently carrasses your: chest, neck, tummy, inner theyes, you ken feel yournself drifting lake a leef on water, lake a clowd in tha grate blew sky. I had had such a night wairever I relaxed into a dreem while SHE watched American Idle. MINE back legs began to run, mine tale began to wag. Suddenly mine tale woked me and I realized I was not on tha beech in Meksico, I was on MINE lavely sofa with piles of duvets, heets and mine mather's lave. I licked mine lips and went back to sleep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeFHo-xy9SY&feature=youtu.be

I would lake to climb up on that gloreeus pile around MINE corner and pee and everybady wuld think: "Batton has growned vairy big and powerful. He has peed way high up. Wow." That is mine dreem.

As ken often happen to me, I have becomed famus. Wan lady on Facedbook had sed: He looks grate. I wuld lake to make a cartoon fram him." Thair is tha cartoon she had done. However, she doesnt understand I do not lake wairing wan collar. She had written that it is I batton hesitating befour I step off tha sidewalk becawse thair is a sewer great. It is trew that whan you have lettle pas you have to not step on greats or your foots will fall threw. PS MINE cartoon will be in a book.

Sorry. Mather sed post them all becawse you look grate. Tha snew had been double mine height.

She has moved here fram Munich. She seems to wait menny eye makeups.

I am supporting Burnee Sanders. Tha End!

Kennot you imagine how cold todate is?! I wisht this big dag in tha truck would come to mine home for a big snuggle. Oh well. I guess I ken snuggle into Mather and tha hot patch. Kennot you see I even worn MINE sockboots fram AMO?

She (Inkie) had been adopted into a happy home. She has gotten dag sister and brather kat. Here is wot they have sed on facebook and here she is hugging with her sister. Inkie is now in a great home with two great parents who really care about her future. Inkie also has a kitty brother, who she is still adjusting to, and a doggy sister named Zoe who she is already snuggling up, too. Can you spot Inkie under Zoe's paw in the photo above?? Such sweetness! 😍 Amiee wrote, "She is settling right in. She and my dog Zoe are cuddle bugs pretty much all day long. She is slowly coming out of her shell. I got some pretty big kisses today so that's awesome! My cat has been...poofy for lack of a better word. Inkie growls at him when he comes to check out what Inkie is up to. With time we hope that'll get better. It seems as though she's completely deaf. We've tried squeaky toys behind her ears, clapping, and talking loudly but it doesn't seem li...

This is MINE rock wairever I lave to sniff around. Todate I enjoyed shairing it with Pinky and Chula. Then we went to tha hotel and ate: peenuts and stella & cheweys premium grassfed freeze dried beef. Then we drank water and ate ice cubes. Then fother showed up for a grate surprise on his brake fram work. Then we went home wairever I ate more beefs and had a nap with fother. Then we skyped with ninjoke's skware nales.

I ken tell you whom is whom. Winnie lives acrost tha street and has gotten a pink harness. Toby has gotten as red leesh and lives upstairs. Winston is a foolish puppy who ken barely understand wot a leesh is. He lives on the other side of the elevator. He is spoilt to deth and lakes to git treets for peeing outside. He is carried in tha rein. He lakes to jump onto other dags. I looked outside fram MINE windo through MINE skreen to say: "I might not be down thair but plees beleeve me, I ken boss everybady." Tha truth is Tobee laves me but I don't care. Winnie has gotten and mild obsession but it is NOT returned and Winston hasn't got a proper developed brain yet so we won't talk about him yet.

Be shure to leeve your tummy off the heetpillow for maximom comfort. Shoulders and hed only, if you want to follo mine instructions.

You ken see I prefer a skware nail. Mather lakes rounded. Maybe I ken get french manicure pressed on?

Some times you want to fold your pilloh to get a nice lump. This is on low heat set by Mather then rolled into a nice shape by yours truly, buttons b. peck.

This is "Inkie" she is 12 years old. Everybady hates tha old becawse they have got crooked smile and thair legs aren't as strong as befour. I lave old ladies becawse they have gotten trew beauty, soft hands, gentle paws, calm feelings and deep harts. Mather and fother wonder "Kennot we afford a senior dag?" No, they kennot. "Inkie" is being fostered at Thuthis and Thimon house. "She" is famous becawse she is "Susie's Senior Dags". Everybady says I look lake her and ask Mather: "Excuse me, is that Susie?" No, it is not. It is I, Battoon. You ken understand a compliment becawse everybady loves Thuthie. Ken you not see her lying in the back?

This treat tastes lake it is crazy delish. I had gotten it free in apple/cheddar probiotic taste. I decided North walk was best. Then I thought a bit east wuld pay off and mine lard I had been right!

These are 8 jacketed chiwowows running in tha feeld. I had joined them to hunt for spare foods. No luck todate.

Mather and mineself had had our typical south walk. Here is whatever we did, saw and smelled. thair is wan bird. maybe two. this is MINE boardwalk I had been on the menu becawse i am so deelichous. (It is wan joke. Don't not worry.) This is tha skulpcher papa lakes. I didn't not care how giant he is. His mom sed he is lazy & sits on the couch. MINE mather sed "He was so bigger looking in reel lafe." So what? I am smaller in reel lafe. You ken eet lunch and look over tha left at the garbage center. Tha smells are strong and grate over there. me and MINE shado.

Deerly Ladies, Sirs, Dags, Kats, Bristlers and mine Frands and Family, I am looking back (with only wan eye this mourning becawse we all had too menny treets). I ken see I had had a grate yeer. I had sed on January 2015 "I will get more treets and more relaxing family time." Mather sed yesterdate "He looks lake fat." MINE hart soared with a wanderfull feeling of success. I had reeched MINE goal. I ken remamber lake yesterdate whan I had lived on tha streets in Jersey (tha gratest state in tha gratest country) in January wairever I had no foods and no hotpatch and no treets. Mine lard, it is time to relax and enjoy mine success. Do not never ask this yeer revolution becawse it is bad luck. However, don't not be surprised if I look lake a delightfull butterball wan yeer fram now and am enjoying MORE success. I hope your dreems ken come trew this yeer too, EVERYBADY! Let 20116 be tha yeer of our best bodies. Lave, wan grate success story...a winner threw an...