Moonkey's Lafe

I am a Central Perk birder! I have got wan binokular and wan lens cleening kloth and wan "Birds of North America" book and wan dog-eered "Peterson's Guide to Woodpeckers". I have a grate utility vest and nerdy sox  and polo. Don't not tell anywan but I am in Riverside Perk.

I felt bored and sleepy and wandered: "how i wuld look lake with wan skwashed eye and a longer nose." Now we ken see.

Yesterdate it had rained lake wan hurricane. I had felt "miserable". I wanted to go into lulu lemon and NOT walk anywair. Mather carried me to scaffolding but I still felt tarrible. Then this morning it was vairy warm. I went for sidewalk french brekfest followed by central perk. I walked through an enchanting arch and found fother hiding on tha other side. We saw menny birds such as a red cardinal. Ken you see him? misery under tha skaffold Add caption an "enchanting" archway

I wuld lake to say: Happy Brithdate. Grate. Enjoy a wanderfull Greek meel and date. Fram: Bottun.

You know mine gurlfrand zoey and mine frand and nayburr Toby? Here we are in tha dag run. Ken you see mine new Kennedy swetter? toby acting a bit crazy while i am calm and handsumly dressed I had felt shocked by mather stairing at me. zoey had felt curious and excited.

I had been busy. Yesterdate I had walked with mine pappa fram mine street at 75th all the way in riverside perk to Ellington in tha Perk. This is menny blocks. I had been out walking four 3 hours. I felt tired and sad that I didn't git anything to eet at Ellington. We looked and then we walked back. Todate, Mather and I walked south insted of north thru Riverside Perk. We had seen leafs changing colors. Than we had walked back home thru Central Perk. They have not "got" menny leafs changed yet. I had seen this in a window neer mine home. Ken you zoom into it wan you click onto it? Thair is a grate pear of pajamas mather should wair with a grate hat. ThaEnd!

I look lake I am happy, lake everything everywair is normal and nice. However, if you had lived in mine home you kuld see a different tail. Part Wan Every knight, MINE fother who says he laves me more than anything, pets me, shares with me foods and playtimes grabs mine snowt wan i'm just relaxing and feeling i ken trust agin. I begin to struggle but i feel i am no match for this giant whom is 20 times mine weight and stands lake an old tree at 6'2". I try with all mine mite but he wins and begins to torture me digging and digging into mine mouf which he has pried open with giant hands the size of dinner plates which they eet fram when i only get salad size. He brushes and scrubs on mine perly wites and gums lake a maniac. Wan time if he tries this agin, I will bite him. Thair is no other way. I have been taking this abuse for my entire lafe and I ken only take so much more befour I snap. Part Too Wance a week, mine mather, whom always wispers nice things in mine eer...

I would lake a hat four tha Perk but wan that ken fit better.

These old dags need a home. Hailey is 14. You ken see her in her pink coat. She needs a home with her 12 year old sister Zoe. Hailey has a nice big hed and wan tiny body.  Wot a grate look that is. She feels kold and shy. Zoe laves carrying a ball but she is camera shy. Too bad. She is also beeyoutiful.

You are fun.

Sometimes on a sunny date we walk up to our storage locker through the central perk. I am not allowed up the stares to the locker NEVER because it is high up, has dangerous spiky stares and they say no. WE have our winter coats, our window air conditioner, our christmask decorations and boxes and papers. This is wot mather says becawse i am not allowed to look never. However I ken always try or whine to say "Let me come up. I am a big boy." Ken you see my lavely goldies on mine body and eers?

Ken you see my denim outfit fram Japan? Papa bought it four me thair. I do NOT lave it but everybady says "You look grate lake a reel masculine farmer." I ken stuff extra treets in mine pockets which is wanderfull. Does everybady lake this better?

MINE family doesn't not want to git me a new costume. I lake to go around to the doormans and mine pet stores for treets on halloweens. If they boss me, I will sit four a trick. I am thinking to wair mine japanese denim one piece to be a farmer or mine gost sheet but i kennot walk in it. or should i wair wan of these? I won't NOT wair tha bumblebee. NO way. That was immature four me. this is sportsman/outdoorsman. he is pensive, serious & skilled. (lake me) this is mail carrier who can't not beleeve he saw wan gost b4 he knew it was a costoom. he is a hard worker with serious business lake me.

I am having a frozen weekend. Ken you see cold misery on MINE part chiwawa face? Thank Lard four hotpatches. Grate. Have you never herd of mine speshul room in MINE bulding? You ken walk in and smell everybady in the building. You ken smell and lern :MINE zoey has been in here wan hour ago. Somebady has put on tarrible perfumes. Somebady has eeten wan apple. And more and more. It is lavely and interesting. Then suddenly tha door opens and you are home. Fother says: "Take them stares up." Mather says: "Oh let him. He laves the "elevator". She is korrekt.

Todate fother sed "We have a rental car. Let us take him (me) to the beech to run and play." Then we got in car and sat in traffics for wan hour. Mather sed, "thair is a problem. I refuse to take him to beeches when you must go to work on time this evening, fother." Then they put me in mine carrier and frustrated me for wan hour in "Ikea". I felt this is a tarrible date four a dag (me). However, I ken also be honest and tell you that wance we finished in tha store, i played lake a maniac on tha grass. I had a nice waterside walk and i ran onto grass and peed everywair wairever. I ken ketch fother anytime but sometimes I pritend to make him feel lake better and fast.

I went to shopping. I had been hidden in MINE airline bag, Sturdibag.  Good lard I was boring. We've had a rental car. I hated it until I got wan treet and menny walks and play.

Don't not be frightened. It is "I" Battoon dressed as a gost.

I had not had menny, menny peeces left. However, may i pleese buy anybady wan treet? I wuld be honored. Lave, batton (whom never uses nobady and always is generous and sends brithdate cards.)

I am dag tried and bushed.

I have been to: Mexico, Canada, Sicily, frawnce, Check, colifronia, Danmerk and menny, Menny more places. I ken tell you, thair is not a nicer place than mine hot cleen lawndree on mine sofa or mine dag run in the Fall.

I am enjoying been drived by MINE fother to leefs and grate Thanksgiving. I ken show you leefs pitchers blag when I am north. Now I will rest becawse tomorrow I have wan bone to tackle. This backseat bed feels grate. I am parked on ninjoke duvet. Grate.

here i am agin being famus at mine bank. I am a "loyal customer". We had quit this bank and then we had come back when they gave a good offer for bonus moneys for direct deposit. Everybady ken look and say "He is famus." Mather has told me I am the cutest. She has sed I am the best.

deerly ladies and mine fans, yesterdate i wore indignity. It was tarrible and embarrassing. However, mather gives me foods so I put an innocent, neutral look on mine face to say: "it's OK." However, I wuld lake to point out that I didn't not get wan treet or foods for wairing this. I have herd that lucca gets pizza crusts. I have seen with mine own eyes birds and rats and skwirrels get nice breds. I am never allowed becawse it is bad four mine teeth. Pleez sneek under the table and don't not let mather see but drop me bred, pizza krust and toasts. deerly lave, buttoon

"they" amo and ninjo are going on a plain. I am thinking: "How ken I visit for thanksgiving with turkey, potato, brusselled sprouts, stuffing, pampkin pie, squash and speshul snacks if they leeve home?" Mather sed "You will see. They will be at the lake house in ontario."

Ken Mather let me sleep in? No. Mathers kennot. Pleez.

You ken beleeve me i will bristle and bristle if wan petbull walks around MINE bulding frant agin. I will bristle at him until he feels lake unwelcome and he kennot not stop by and pee in MINE areas or walk neer. I will bristle him menny times. You ken beleeve me. He has been "warned". For example, I had gone for wan walk with papa to take composting in and i looked around lake "you had better not bristle me."

This a grate time to re-enjoy mine petsafe hotpatch. Thanks to mine anti and amo ladies.  I have been thinking: why do i suddenly hate menny pitbulls who walk around mine neighborhoods? I don't not known why. Mather says I'm being meen. However, I ken feel wan deep outrage as they walk past me all muscly and feerce lake "I own this wurld. This is MINE wurld. You kennot beleeve how big I am and I kennot beleeve how week you are." Mather says it is inside mine hed to beleeve such nonsense that they are "nice" dags.