Moonkey's Lafe

I had just woked up fram a dreem. You ken heer the best "groan" neer the end of tha video.

Lookit. I feel this shows MINE creativity. it shows i have mine own drummer. I enjoy grately to have MINE own styles.

lookit.

Kennot you got up and make mine brakefast?

i have been humiliated agin. it feels lake im being punished. it feels lake embrassing. wan you put things on MINE hed i feel sad, bad, engry, defeeted, week. (i filt in the blank.) In a dag's wurld, the dag mather pushes on puppy's hed to say "you are week and you are bad now go away fram me." since mather is MINE mather, I understand she is saying the same. then she gave me dried cod fram iceland, carrots fram califronia. I felt more confused, toyed with.  thair are too menny games they played with me. I need a brake. wan i finished sitting on the laundry, i will rest wan bit. my lard, i have dranken so much water todate. maybe they salted MINE foods behind Mine back. I kennot trust nobady.

everybady is asking "how was it?" i have no fotos. mather had her hands full keeping me away fram bad dags and all those treets zoey got as gifts. next birthdate im going to have a party wair everybady brings me foods. all the dags acted bad except me. i will admit to acting a bit greedy but that is becawse of genetics. you ken look back into the past and see mine mather at a party and beleeve me, everybady held her back fram cakes and ships too. other dags: they fought, barked, wandered, growled, barked, slobered water. me: quiet, congenial, polite, nice, calm, frendly we got party favor bags with dried stella & cheweys. peeple got buttercream cupcakes.

1. you might feel "upset" becawse I was upset 2. you ken feel sorry and sad 3. you might feel she is "selfish" 4. you ken feel outraged now you have been four-warned. she sed "im going in the kar to get mine hare cut. fiona is driving us to connect-the-dots. shuld we take "him"? dags are allowed. no, he lakes being alone all date when fother has two shows and it is the weekend." (however, i herd nothing. i found out later.) then they droved off snucking out while i went for a walk with fother. i came home "wairever is mather?" fother sed "eet this kong." he threwed in on the flor and ranned off on his bike. i sat in the window wondering "wair is mather and when are we going to do some fun weekend activities such as visit pinky or eet outdoor foods?" then finally it was four hours later and fother came home. we ate grub. he napped then rushed me around for a walk. then he threwed another kong down and ran...

You ken see flours.

I'm going to zoey's birthdate party this evening. it is kold so im warming up. later i will put on mine nice harness and eet stella & chewey's with other dags at the hotel. the peeple will eat mitchell london cupcakes with buttercreem spring flours. it will be noisy and fun to eet foods.

Lard I'm tried.we walked in the perk and felt sunshine. pinky won't eet which is foolish. i will but they wont give me more, which is foolish. we are relaxing todate as MINE guest prefers. I am a good host. "she" ken enjoy mine bed for now Add caption

It is Riverside. I lave these benches becawse thye are such a long row and you ken check for krums all along. It offers a grate opportunity. Mather tends to git mad and say "No bred. Stop eeting!" I tend to keep trying to hunt down all i ken. It's a "challenge" I lave. Usually I am forced to walk the other way but somehow I find krums and sticks wairever I go. Todate was a challenge becawse we went to the other perk (it is Central) and watched birds and had pets and scratches. That was grate. Then we ate dosas and chicken on the bench. Finally, I got to go home. Pleese remember these next few dates will be cooler. Also, Pinky is spending the date tomrrow. She will not go to the perk highly preferring to stay at MINE home weighting for her mather to finally pick her up. She worries her mather won't know wairever she is if she goes out. I told her everybady finds us in this city.

See. It is 'spring".this mean flours. this meens MINE thoughts turn to fancy. this meens i thought "why not play sesshon with pinky?" however, her thoughts sed, "mather, ken we go home so i ken eet mine stella & chewey." she had spent tha date at tha office wairever she works with her mather on sundate. now she laves to eet stella and i didn't have none at all for her. it was all frozen. thairfour, she felt a bad hangry mood and weighted until her mather finished showing paint samples. MINE thoughts kept turning to "let's play". tha son is burning into MINE eyes

we had 27 grad yesterdate. i got into the bike basket to go to a private deck in the perk, MINE perk, riverside. It is a tiny pier that we decided was so private it was our home. pinky and tanya were weighting. they were already hot. they were already hangry. they felt happy to get hot in the sun. i must admit, i got a bit close to tanya. it's ok. i felt lake i let my gard down and i kuld trust. i got rubs and pets on my stomachy. i tried to snuggle with pinky but she sed i was moving too fast. the best part was a dinner of venison. the next best part was when we went home. i taught pinky to spazz out and run and go crazy and throw the fox around and run back and froth and back and froth lake a maniac. it was the most fun she has ever had. i also shared mine dinner with her. that is a gentelman's way. fother had a back problem i decided to use his hed support for mine hed

A cair-taker needs me time such as pets from Mather.

Fother has a colt and hurt his back. Thairfour I am taking gud cair all date.

I am vairy kool so I lake that edge.

last night, everybady went to bed. I was moved off MINE duvet so stella kuld sleep and into MINE bet. Than I moved to our bedroom and into MINE chair with MINE sheepskin. Suddenly I noticed they forgot to shut MINE front door of MINE apartment becawse i herd zoey outside. (she has snucked down to MINE door menny times.) I felt vairy excited and ran out into the hall. I chased Zoey and barked happily lake a dag. We ran: up and down the second flor hallway, up the stares to tha third flor and ranned back and forth, to the front door of the bilding and into the laundry room. It was fun. I was free. I felt "independent". Then i woke up and saw i was in mine chair with mather and fother in thair bet. Tha END.

pinky and i look lake brather and sister, however we have menny differences. such as: i have slim hips and she has a big bum. Her hairs are shaggy looking but feel soft. Mines look lake a soft cloud but feel surprisingly course. I way 10.8 pounds, she ways 14. Her ears flop, mine are prowd and upright. (it's ok. hers look lake cute.) I lave to calmly meat other dags, she gets into wan bad mood about other dags. She clings to her mather more than any other dag i've met. she yells lowder than any other dag i've met when her mom comes back. I wag and make nice lettle barks. hear we have the biggest difference, i lave to eet more than most things, she (pinky) can be a finky eeter and has only started raw this month. Hear you ken see us with our body language saying: i acknowledge you. you are mine gurlfrand but i am going mine way and you ken go yours. thair are things we must both do in different areas of the perk (central perk).

Wot a date. Beeyoutifull.

this was how relaxed and full i felt after i had a nice few dessert bites of dr. becker. it was satisfactory.

Today was relaxing.All we did was nothing. Well mather vacuumed, window washed, laundry and grocery shopped. Fother werked but I did relax.